The Difference Between a Man and Woman...(Pic's)

[Excali SS]

Originally Posted by jlugo

Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women won't "shut up" long enough to build up pressure.

That sh!t is funny right there!

[NicksVSix]

Originally Posted by heRS

... and on the 7th day, God had only 2 attributes left to pass out, and he went to Adam and Eve to present them. He said "Ok I have two gifts here, the first is the ability to urinate standing up"
Adam jumped right in "Oh cool, I WANT that one, oh, standing up to pee would be SO COOL!!!"
God said "OK Adam, henceforth all men will urinate standing up. Eve, looks like you and all womankind are stuck with multiple orgasms."

Yeah, that's IF you have any at all, lol. We're guaranteed having one each and every time!

Q: What's a sure fire way for a man to give a woman an incredible orgasm every time?

A: Who cares?

[Mr Twisty]

Originally Posted by TOMS1SS

That's....a lot of detail.

Sounds like he HAS to shop there cuz he's a big guy... you got cajoneys

Originally Posted by dianeokie

Some of these below are JUST NOT FAIR!

Why Men Are Happier

Men don't have to stop and think which way to turn a screw.

Lefty loosey righty tighty

Originally Posted by NicksVSix

Yeah, that's IF you have any at all, lol. We're guaranteed having one each and every time!

Q: What's a sure fire way for a man to give a woman an incredible orgasm every time?

A: Who cares?

I bet the ladies are beatin' your door down to burn you at the stake

[ron10]

great thread.

[jlugo]

Originally Posted by cab2g

I figure the woman's path would be more loopy and flowing, not so many hard angles...

And I was spending $30 for jeans in middle school. That's not much money and @ GAP that's a heavily discounted pair. They're one of the few retailers that offers a 36" inseam, so yes I shop there and @ Gap's 2 cousins. And no, not gay. I wouldn't even "consider myself fashionable". An expensive pair of jeans will run you well over $100 and I've never spent $100 on a pair of jeans.

Oh Yeah, his Gay!...

[jlugo]

"The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women"

1) 'Fine'
I am right.
This argument is over.
You need to "Shut Up".

2) 'Nothing'
The calm before the storm.
This means "Something" and you better be on your toes.
Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

3) 'Don't worry about it, I got it'
The second most dangerous statement a woman can make.
It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself.
This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #2.

4) 'Go Ahead'
The "Most Dangerous" statement a woman can make.
This is a dare, not permission....Don't Do It!



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[jlugo]

Five reasons to believe computers are female:

1 -No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2 -The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3 -The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
4 -Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5 -As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

[pianoman35]

Originally Posted by jlugo

Five reasons to believe computers are female:

1 -No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2 -The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3 -The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
4 -Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5 -As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

[CamaroFemme]

Originally Posted by NicksVSix

Yeah, that's IF you have any at all, lol. We're guaranteed having one each and every time!

Q: What's a sure fire way for a man to give a woman an incredible orgasm every time?

A: Who cares?

First point: Quality > quantity.

Second point: Well, we ladies here know who NOT to go to... (JK, Nick, jk!)

[cab2g]

Originally Posted by helmincamaro

kinda frightening that he knows all that

you think that's a lot, ask me about photography. All I know is that 99% of the clothes in Wal-Mart don't fit right and fall apart quicker than more expensive brands. That's why I don't shop there. That and many more reasons. I once bought a generic laser level there that literally was about 20 degrees off level out of the box. I bought a screwdriver set that broke on the first use. I bought a plunger that turns inside out whenever you actually try to use it to plunge a toilet. (getting poop splashed in your face is not fun) I also bought several "stainless" knives and silverware that rusted within months. You get what you pay for.

[jlugo]

My wife said that I spend too much money on Beer.
I told her she spend too much buying make-up.
She said she needs the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that's what the Beer was for!...

[hypurone]

"If it's got Tits or Tires, you're gonna have trouble with it!"

[dianeokie]

"Which head are you thinking with?"

[coolman]

I only see women going into that mall. No real man would buy jeans at the Gap.