The Difference Between a Man and Woman...(Pic's)

[Tessa]

Originally Posted by Sir Nuke

just another way to look at it!!

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I was so thinking about this picture this morning. Would you stop reading my mind.

[Tessa]

Originally Posted by toesuf94

I thought it was the whole 'inny' 'outty' thing. Oh, and that women are self lubrica...never mind.

[ROD_SS]

haha this thread

[cab2g]

I figure the woman's path would be more loopy and flowing, not so many hard angles...

And I was spending $30 for jeans in middle school. That's not much money and @ GAP that's a heavily discounted pair. They're one of the few retailers that offers a 36" inseam, so yes I shop there and @ Gap's 2 cousins. And no, not gay. I wouldn't even consider myself fashionable. An expensive pair of jeans will run you well over $100 and I've never spent $100 on a pair of jeans.

[TOMS1SS]

Originally Posted by cab2g

I figure the woman's path would be more loopy and flowing, not so many hard angles...

And I was spending $30 for jeans in middle school. That's not much money and @ GAP that's a heavily discounted pair. They're one of the few retailers that offers a 36" inseam, so yes I shop there and @ Gap's 2 cousins. And no, not gay. I wouldn't even consider myself fashionable. An expensive pair of jeans will run you well over $100 and I've never spent $100 on a pair of jeans.

That's....a lot of detail.

[PQ]

I can remember my mom asking my dad "What do you call a woman who works just as hard as a man?"

My dad, trying ot be a smart ass, said "Gay".

My mom said "A lazy bitch"...........

[helmincamaro]

Originally Posted by TOMS1SS

That's....a lot of detail.

kinda frightening that he knows all that

[CamaroFemme]

Originally Posted by jlugo

Life is Not Fair! :(

on the other hand, to be able to pee standing up without pulling down the britches...it is kinda Cool!

Unless it rolls your eyes back in their sockets and makes you gasp, it's really no comparison.*

CF
*This happening while passing a stone doesn't count.

[Cbrenthus]

For anyone still wondering the difference, this quick video will clear things up

[dianeokie]

Some of these below are JUST NOT FAIR!

Why Men Are Happier

Men can play with toys all their life.
Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.
Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.
Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.
Men can "do" their fingernails with a pocket knife.
Men's bellies usually hide their large hips.
Chocolate is just another snack.
The whole garage belongs to them.
Weddings take care of themselves.
Men's last name never changes.
Everything on a man's face stays its original color.
Men only have to shave their faces and necks.
Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.
Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.
For men, wrinkles add character.
Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suitcase.
Men's new shoes don't cause blisters, or cut or mangle their feet.
Men don't have to stop and think which way to turn a screw.
Men have one mood all the time.
A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental - 100 bucks
Men can open all their own jars.

[helmincamaro]

Originally Posted by dianeokie

Some of these below are JUST NOT FAIR!

Why Men Are Happier

Men can play with toys all their life.
Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.
Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.
Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.
Men can "do" their fingernails with a pocket knife.
Men's bellies usually hide their large hips.
Chocolate is just another snack.
The whole garage belongs to them.
Weddings take care of themselves.
Men's last name never changes.
Everything on a man's face stays its original color.
Men only have to shave their faces and necks.
Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.
Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.
For men, wrinkles add character.
Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suitcase.
Men's new shoes don't cause blisters, or cut or mangle their feet.
Men don't have to stop and think which way to turn a screw.
Men have one mood all the time.
A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental - 100 bucks
Men can open all their own jars.

I can go along with that.... I've had the same hair style for the past 21 years (well, since I've had hair)

[TOMS1SS]

Originally Posted by dianeokie

Some of these below are JUST NOT FAIR!

Why Men Are Happier

Men can play with toys all their life.
Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.
Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.
Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.
Men can "do" their fingernails with a pocket knife.
Men's bellies usually hide their large hips.
Chocolate is just another snack.
The whole garage belongs to them.
Weddings take care of themselves.
Men's last name never changes.
Everything on a man's face stays its original color.
Men only have to shave their faces and necks.
Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.
Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.
For men, wrinkles add character.
Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suitcase.
Men's new shoes don't cause blisters, or cut or mangle their feet.
Men don't have to stop and think which way to turn a screw.
Men have one mood all the time.
A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental - 100 bucks
Men can open all their own jars.

I like the airport, its always a quick trip when you don't check 6 bags.

[helmincamaro]

Originally Posted by TOMS1SS

I like the airport, its always a quick trip when you don't check 6 bags.

same here, I can pack for a week long trip in under 3 minutes.... and I believe my bags are still packed from my last trip.... so make that under a minute . I flew to San Francisco in high school for a band trip.... sure was going through the metal detectors with a trumpet .

[mastertypodemon]

Originally Posted by TOMS1SS

I like the airport, its always a quick trip when you don't check 6 bags.

Oh yeah. Packing for a 4-day weekend means only a backpack with one pair of jeans and a few shirts. So much easier.