How NOT to Remove a Wart....

[TOMS1SS]

So what happens when he gets a wart on his forehead?

[n116ebo]

When I was 5 years old (now 61) I had a wart on my arm, between elbow and wrist. My Mom tried all the home remedies and nothing worked. I had this old bicycle that had no rubber grips on the hanlde bars, just hollow tubes. One day I hit a pot hole in the dirt rode in front of our house. The bike came to a sudden halt and my arm slid up the hollow handle bar and the hollow tube sucked that wart out, roots and all. That wart was gone forever. A stupid story I know, but it is the truth.

[G-Oil Guy]

Originally Posted by CamaroSkooter

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[Ivas]

Those super painful Plantar's Warts, also called Verruca, hella hurt. they can grow to the diameter of a quarter on the hands or feet, and they hurt like a strong electric shock every time they are allowed to bump into an object, or whenever you take a step, when the damn thing is on the bottom of your foot.

The way to get rid of it, if it ain't real big, is to freeze it deep down with some liquid air on a long cotton swab. You can get some of the stuff at your local college in a Dewar's flask (a really well insulated thermos where the glass liner is separated from the outside canister by a vacuum) from friends or contacts within a science lab. Then ya' gotta' hold the doused swab way past the usual pain point to freeze the wart to its roots. Within a couple of weeks you'll be wart free. If it's too big for that treatment, you gotta' take the riskier road of a purposeful overdosing of vitamin A over a period of a couple of weeks. Be prepared for some short term memory loss and confusion; this solution is definitely NOT for the faint hearted.

Good luck, fellahs.

[G-Oil Guy]

Originally Posted by Ivas

Those super painful Plantar's Warts, also called Verruca, hella hurt. they can grow to the diameter of a quarter on the hands or feet, and they hurt like a strong electric shock every time they are allowed to bump into an object, or whenever you take a step, when the damn thing is on the bottom of your foot.

The way to get rid of it, if it ain't real big, is to freeze it deep down with some liquid air on a long cotton swab. You can get some of the stuff at your local college in a Dewar's flask (a really well insulated thermos where the glass liner is separated from the outside canister by a vacuum) from friends or contacts within a science lab. Then ya' gotta' hold the doused swab way past the usual pain point to freeze the wart to its roots. Within a couple of weeks you'll be wart free. If it's too big for that treatment, you gotta' take the riskier road of a purposeful overdosing of vitamin A over a period of a couple of weeks. Be prepared for some short term memory loss and confusion; this solution is definitely NOT for the faint hearted.

Good luck, fellahs.

My brother had a plantar's wart on his foot. Our family doc basically went "welp this won't do" and basically CUT IT OUT.

So in summary, if you have one, go to a freakin doctor!

[Ivas]

Originally Posted by G-Oil Guy

My brother had a plantar's wart on his foot. Our family doc basically went "welp this won't do" and basically CUT IT OUT.

So in summary, if you have one, go to a freakin doctor!

Brother, believe me, I tried that cutting by the doctor and then spreading a prescription liquid on it that hella burned, several times. That never worked; it only enlarged and spread the cursèd warts!
Extreme virus growths like them goddamn things require extreme measures to be eradicated.

[Wild Bill]

Originally Posted by TOMS1SS

So what happens when he gets a wart on his forehead?

Beat me to it. I was going to say it was a good thing he didn't have a brain tumor.