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Old 06-16-2011, 12:04 PM   #1
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How NOT to Remove a Wart....
This is so stupid it is funny........ and I thought people in Alabama were strange.

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Old 06-16-2011, 12:10 PM   #2
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im at a slight loss for words....
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:05 PM   #3
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:13 PM   #4
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:23 PM   #5
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:24 PM   #6
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it's about getting results! Now his approach was a little flawed.
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:24 PM   #7
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His surgical tool: a 12-bore Beretta shotgun.
Really? Please tell me your train of thought from how you got to "man my wart hurts" to "I don't need no doctorin' I'll just shoot it off".

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"I didn't expect to lose my finger as well when I shot it but the gun recoiled and that was it. The wart was gone and so was most of my finger. There was nothing left, so no chance to re-attach it."
Really? That's the answer you want to go with here, the standard "I wouldn't have missed, but the recoil threw me off" defense? Really? Mind you we're just going to ignore the fact that you were using the gun to remove a wart. A WART, on your finger, with a GUN. Come on, really?

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"I know I could have gone to jail for up to 15 years for a firearms offence. My solicitor did a very good job."
So Not only did you know that using a 12 gauge shotgun was a bad idea, you were even aware of the 15 years you could have to spend in prison. Come on now, really?

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Old 06-16-2011, 02:36 PM   #8
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Old 06-16-2011, 03:14 PM   #9
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I bet a wart will think twice before growing back on him.


a finger too!!!
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Old 06-16-2011, 03:29 PM   #10
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A bit excessive...
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Old 06-16-2011, 04:30 PM   #11
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seemed like a good idea at the time
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Old 06-16-2011, 04:32 PM   #12
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good thing it wasn't on his man toy
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Old 06-16-2011, 04:32 PM   #13
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Old 06-16-2011, 04:44 PM   #14
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Should have used a .410, less recoil.
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