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Old 02-03-2010, 01:19 PM   #29
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We're at work now. Maybe I should get her.
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gotta love a good prank. I do alot of office ones around here, when i'm bored.. which is most of the time. these are my fav's for those that work in an office.

1) if you sit near someones computer, plug in an extra usb keyboard to their computer and have it hidden on your side. I have a "battleship partner" so our desks are facing eachother and our screens are back to back, giving me perfect access to the back of his pc then randomly while they're working away use the keyboard to type extra things on their screen, or rotate their documents (ctrl+shift+plus i think) their faces are priceless. Or you can lock them out of things while they're working. Lenny was on the phone with IT trying to figure out why his computer was freaking out on him

2) if you have a copy center like a central area with common printer/copier that everyone uses, hide the staplers and put a box of paperclips there so everyone will try and use them. But before you leave the paperclip box, clip every one of them together. (this is time consuming but oh so worth it) so they'll go to grap a paperclip... and pull out a string of them... and the string keeps going.... then they throw it back in and try and grab from a different part of the box... but it's still connected

3) very easy one. take a post it and trim it small enough to just cover the bottom of someones mouse, they'll be very confused why their mouse doesn't work. Or if they leave the computer unlocked, change their mouse settings to left handed. so a right click=left click and vise versa, that's a tough one to figure out haha

4)and lastly, i learned this one from the TV show the office, if someone sits near a corner or something. Every time they leave, push their desk 1 inch closer to the corner. Eventually they'll be climbing over stuff to get into their desk or in a very cramped small area and not know why but it's hilarious the moment they realize it

oh ya and my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE:

while someone is away from their desk, take a print screen of their desktop. make sure the mouse is off in the corner so it's not in the middle of the picture. hit ctrl+prnt scrn and paste it into ms paint or something and save it as a picture. Next make a new folder on the desktop (they wont notice one extra) and drop ALL of the desktop icons in the folder so the desktop is totally clear. Now, take the picture you saved of their desktop and make it the background. The end result is that at a glance, it looks like the exact same desktop, except now all the icons are pictures.... so when they go to click something and open it, nothing happens because it's not really an icon it's just a picture of said icon. (but of course all their stuff is saved conveniently in the extra folder you made so nothing has been deleted, cuz that's just a dick move haha)
lol, these all sound GREAT!
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Old 02-03-2010, 01:46 PM   #30
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We used this in an aircraft hanger with tool boxes but it should work in the office. Preferably on the otherside of the office. Take one can of tuna. Poke lots of holes in it and drain out the water/oil. Double back tape it under their desk in a far corner. Best done on a Friday so it's brewing by Monday.
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Old 02-03-2010, 01:49 PM   #31
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We used this in an aircraft hanger with tool boxes but it should work in the office. Preferably on the otherside of the office. Take one can of tuna. Poke lots of holes in it and drain out the water/oil. Double back tape it under their desk in a far corner. Best done on a Friday so it's brewing by Monday.
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Old 02-03-2010, 01:58 PM   #32
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We used this in an aircraft hanger with tool boxes but it should work in the office. Preferably on the otherside of the office. Take one can of tuna. Poke lots of holes in it and drain out the water/oil. Double back tape it under their desk in a far corner. Best done on a Friday so it's brewing by Monday.
EWWWW that's so disgusting! Jamie, you remind me of my brother
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Old 02-03-2010, 02:36 PM   #34
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Old 02-03-2010, 02:59 PM   #35
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We used this in an aircraft hanger with tool boxes but it should work in the office. Preferably on the otherside of the office. Take one can of tuna. Poke lots of holes in it and drain out the water/oil. Double back tape it under their desk in a far corner. Best done on a Friday so it's brewing by Monday.
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gotta love a good prank. I do alot of office ones around here, when i'm bored.. which is most of the time. these are my fav's for those that work in an office.

1) if you sit near someones computer, plug in an extra usb keyboard to their computer and have it hidden on your side. I have a "battleship partner" so our desks are facing eachother and our screens are back to back, giving me perfect access to the back of his pc then randomly while they're working away use the keyboard to type extra things on their screen, or rotate their documents (ctrl+shift+plus i think) their faces are priceless. Or you can lock them out of things while they're working. Lenny was on the phone with IT trying to figure out why his computer was freaking out on him

2) if you have a copy center like a central area with common printer/copier that everyone uses, hide the staplers and put a box of paperclips there so everyone will try and use them. But before you leave the paperclip box, clip every one of them together. (this is time consuming but oh so worth it) so they'll go to grap a paperclip... and pull out a string of them... and the string keeps going.... then they throw it back in and try and grab from a different part of the box... but it's still connected

3) very easy one. take a post it and trim it small enough to just cover the bottom of someones mouse, they'll be very confused why their mouse doesn't work. Or if they leave the computer unlocked, change their mouse settings to left handed. so a right click=left click and vise versa, that's a tough one to figure out haha

4)and lastly, i learned this one from the TV show the office, if someone sits near a corner or something. Every time they leave, push their desk 1 inch closer to the corner. Eventually they'll be climbing over stuff to get into their desk or in a very cramped small area and not know why but it's hilarious the moment they realize it

oh ya and my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE:

while someone is away from their desk, take a print screen of their desktop. make sure the mouse is off in the corner so it's not in the middle of the picture. hit ctrl+prnt scrn and paste it into ms paint or something and save it as a picture. Next make a new folder on the desktop (they wont notice one extra) and drop ALL of the desktop icons in the folder so the desktop is totally clear. Now, take the picture you saved of their desktop and make it the background. The end result is that at a glance, it looks like the exact same desktop, except now all the icons are pictures.... so when they go to click something and open it, nothing happens because it's not really an icon it's just a picture of said icon. (but of course all their stuff is saved conveniently in the extra folder you made so nothing has been deleted, cuz that's just a dick move haha)
These are gold!!!

of course, I can't do the IT one's because I work in IT and they will end up calling me

Nobody said, I can't do this to my sister though...
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The best was a guy that was on vacation for a week. He came back and found his toolbox in a far corner. It was August and that tuna was RIPE! For three days he took his toolbox apart and turned it upside down. On the third day he finally opened up a metal box full of hydraulic fittings and found the tuna. Each day he had taken that box out and set it aside in his search. Man was he pissed! I used to wait until one guy pulled a prank on another, then when everyone was on break I'd go do something to the guy that pulled the prank to begin with. Naturally he thought his victim had done it. I just sat back and watched the fun.
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Old 02-03-2010, 04:15 PM   #37
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This is one of the best pranks I have ever seen

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Old 02-03-2010, 09:35 PM   #38
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My wife just suggested one done at her office. Go around and tape down the hang up button on everyones desk phones. That way when they try to use the phone there is no dial tone but you can call their phone and it will keep ringing when they try to answer
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Old 02-03-2010, 09:51 PM   #39
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During School when we go to the computer lab as a class my friends and I will switch the mouse with the computer next to us, and then when someone goes to use their mouse the cursor doesn't move. This is really funny when someone has being using the computer for a little and you do the switch when they are not looking. And we use to also switch keyboards too and then open up microsoft word and then start typing stuff like "I am watching you" or "I know where you live". Good times.
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Let us know what happens!!!...

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The best was a guy that was on vacation for a week. He came back and found his toolbox in a far corner. It was August and that tuna was RIPE! For three days he took his toolbox apart and turned it upside down. On the third day he finally opened up a metal box full of hydraulic fittings and found the tuna. Each day he had taken that box out and set it aside in his search. Man was he pissed! I used to wait until one guy pulled a prank on another, then when everyone was on break I'd go do something to the guy that pulled the prank to begin with. Naturally he thought his victim had done it. I just sat back and watched the fun.
You are evil, Jamie!!!!....
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