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Old 10-17-2009, 10:52 PM   #1
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Rubber Gloves - Joke

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of
latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry,then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:41 PM   #2
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A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of
latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry,then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
*crickets*































































Ok, it was kinda funny.

















































































Ok, I lol'd.
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Old 10-18-2009, 12:42 AM   #3
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Old 10-18-2009, 01:20 AM   #4
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