Practical joke - Page 2

Jamie Mac · 02-02-2010, 04:03 PM

The way I see it, visits to the old folks home for payback will still be visits. Hopefully I'll be able to post a video link tomorrow of my kids

brandotron · 02-02-2010, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by helmincamaro

That reminds me of one I heard once. A guy bet a bartender $100 he could stand 10 feet away from a glass and pee in it and not spill a drop, so the bartender says go ahead. The guy pissed all over the place and missed totally. So then the bartender ask "why'd you make that rediculous bet with me". The guy replied with "because that guy over there bet me $500 if I'd piss all over the bar".

lol, this wasn't me that did that

That was in Desperado.

"prima"Donna · 02-02-2010, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie Mac

The way I see it, visits to the old folks home for payback will still be visits. Hopefully I'll be able to post a video link tomorrow of my kids

Can't wait to see those pictures of your 'happy??' kids...lol...

Jamie, if they 'get you',

you have to post that picture too!!!...

It's only fair, am I right guys/gals???!!!!...

PQ · 02-02-2010, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie Mac

Pq. I plan on getting all three kids tonight. I think the best way will be to line them up and go down the line one egg one kid at a time. I'm just not doing the third round.

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Originally Posted by Hemlawk

That's cruel! But I like your style.

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Originally Posted by "prima"Donna

Can't wait to see those pictures of your 'happy??' kids...lol...

Jamie, if they 'get you',

you have to post that picture too!!!...

It's only fair, am I right guys/gals???!!!!...

I will probably use water ballons or something. I'm gonna get Bonnie too.

Believe me. She's a sucker for a dollar.

Jamie Mac · 02-02-2010, 10:46 PM

http://s596.photobucket.com/albums/t...0203211302.flv

Only 2 of my kids would go for it. Not quite the reactions I expected. After we went back in the house and they realized I was serious about not paying for 2 eggs then I got the reaction I expected of them. Both demanding 2/3rds of $20 and my daughter grabbed a calculator to figure it out. Nope nada!

Dave_O · 02-02-2010, 11:02 PM

LMAO, we-we-we still get the 20 bucks right!? NO, not the bet. I'll do it myself! *breaks egg on own head* nope, not how it works! LMAO!!!

"prima"Donna · 02-03-2010, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jamie Mac

http://s596.photobucket.com/albums/t...0203211302.flv

Only 2 of my kids would go for it. Not quite the reactions I expected. After we went back in the house and they realized I was serious about not paying for 2 eggs then I got the reaction I expected of them. Both demanding 2/3rds of $20 and my daughter grabbed a calculator to figure it out. Nope nada!

LOL, very smart kids!!!....it would have been funny if they threw the last 2 eggs AT YOU!!!...now THAT I would have loved to see!!!...

"prima"Donna · 02-03-2010, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PQ

I will probably use water ballons or something. I'm gonna get Bonnie too.

Believe me. She's a sucker for a dollar.

SOOOOOOOOOOOO, what happened, PQ???!!!!...

5thGenCamaroChick · 02-03-2010, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by "prima"Donna

SOOOOOOOOOOOO, what happened, PQ???!!!!...

No response? Hmm, methinks PQ might have lost the use of his typing fingers in a confrontation with a very pissed off lady wielding an eggbeater.

"prima"Donna · 02-03-2010, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by 5thGenCamaroChick

No response? Hmm, methinks PQ might have lost the use of his typing fingers in a confrontation with a very pissed off lady wielding an eggbeater.

PQ, hope you are ok...............

PQ · 02-03-2010, 02:31 AM

I totaly forgot. I been doing my Pfadt install video. I'll have to try tomorrow.

"prima"Donna · 02-03-2010, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by PQ

I totaly forgot. I been doing my Pfadt install video. I'll have to try tomorrow.

Don't forget!!!...lol...

You better hope Bonnie doesn't see this thread in the meantime, or there is no way for you to ambush her....

PQ · 02-03-2010, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by "prima"Donna

Don't forget!!!...lol...

You better hope Bonnie doesn't see this thread in the meantime, or there is no way for you to ambush her....

We're at work now. Maybe I should get her.

wylde1 · 02-03-2010, 01:08 PM

gotta love a good prank. I do alot of office ones around here, when i'm bored.. which is most of the time. these are my fav's for those that work in an office.

1) if you sit near someones computer, plug in an extra usb keyboard to their computer and have it hidden on your side. I have a "battleship partner" so our desks are facing eachother and our screens are back to back, giving me perfect access to the back of his pc

then randomly while they're working away use the keyboard to type extra things on their screen, or rotate their documents (ctrl+shift+plus i think) their faces are priceless. Or you can lock them out of things while they're working. Lenny was on the phone with IT trying to figure out why his computer was freaking out on him

2) if you have a copy center like a central area with common printer/copier that everyone uses, hide the staplers and put a box of paperclips there so everyone will try and use them. But before you leave the paperclip box, clip every one of them together. (this is time consuming but oh so worth it) so they'll go to grap a paperclip... and pull out a string of them... and the string keeps going.... then they throw it back in and try and grab from a different part of the box... but it's still connected

3) very easy one. take a post it and trim it small enough to just cover the bottom of someones mouse, they'll be very confused why their mouse doesn't work. Or if they leave the computer unlocked, change their mouse settings to left handed. so a right click=left click and vise versa, that's a tough one to figure out haha

4)and lastly, i learned this one from the TV show the office, if someone sits near a corner or something. Every time they leave, push their desk 1 inch closer to the corner. Eventually they'll be climbing over stuff to get into their desk or in a very cramped small area and not know why but it's hilarious the moment they realize it

oh ya and my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE:

while someone is away from their desk, take a print screen of their desktop. make sure the mouse is off in the corner so it's not in the middle of the picture. hit ctrl+prnt scrn and paste it into ms paint or something and save it as a picture. Next make a new folder on the desktop (they wont notice one extra) and drop ALL of the desktop icons in the folder so the desktop is totally clear. Now, take the picture you saved of their desktop and make it the background. The end result is that at a glance, it looks like the exact same desktop, except now all the icons are pictures.... so when they go to click something and open it, nothing happens because it's not really an icon it's just a picture of said icon.

(but of course all their stuff is saved conveniently in the extra folder you made so nothing has been deleted, cuz that's just a dick move haha)

02-02-2010, 04:03 PM	#15
Jamie Mac NCM-WINR Drives: 2010 SS/RS IOM 2014 2LT Stingray Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 2,324	The way I see it, visits to the old folks home for payback will still be visits. Hopefully I'll be able to post a video link tomorrow of my kids __________________ also drives a heavily modified Jeep Wrangler. It has LED headlights and wheel weights blacked out with Plasti Dip. It's Baller.

02-02-2010, 10:46 PM	#19
Jamie Mac NCM-WINR Drives: 2010 SS/RS IOM 2014 2LT Stingray Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 2,324	http://s596.photobucket.com/albums/t...0203211302.flv Only 2 of my kids would go for it. Not quite the reactions I expected. After we went back in the house and they realized I was serious about not paying for 2 eggs then I got the reaction I expected of them. Both demanding 2/3rds of $20 and my daughter grabbed a calculator to figure it out. Nope nada! __________________ also drives a heavily modified Jeep Wrangler. It has LED headlights and wheel weights blacked out with Plasti Dip. It's Baller.

02-03-2010, 02:31 AM	#25
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	I totaly forgot. I been doing my Pfadt install video. I'll have to try tomorrow. __________________

02-03-2010, 01:08 PM	#28
wylde1 I am the Stig Drives: Black w/ IOM stripe 1SS Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Saskatoon, SK, CAN Posts: 1,312	gotta love a good prank. I do alot of office ones around here, when i'm bored.. which is most of the time. these are my fav's for those that work in an office. 1) if you sit near someones computer, plug in an extra usb keyboard to their computer and have it hidden on your side. I have a "battleship partner" so our desks are facing eachother and our screens are back to back, giving me perfect access to the back of his pc then randomly while they're working away use the keyboard to type extra things on their screen, or rotate their documents (ctrl+shift+plus i think) their faces are priceless. Or you can lock them out of things while they're working. Lenny was on the phone with IT trying to figure out why his computer was freaking out on him 2) if you have a copy center like a central area with common printer/copier that everyone uses, hide the staplers and put a box of paperclips there so everyone will try and use them. But before you leave the paperclip box, clip every one of them together. (this is time consuming but oh so worth it) so they'll go to grap a paperclip... and pull out a string of them... and the string keeps going.... then they throw it back in and try and grab from a different part of the box... but it's still connected 3) very easy one. take a post it and trim it small enough to just cover the bottom of someones mouse, they'll be very confused why their mouse doesn't work. Or if they leave the computer unlocked, change their mouse settings to left handed. so a right click=left click and vise versa, that's a tough one to figure out haha 4)and lastly, i learned this one from the TV show the office, if someone sits near a corner or something. Every time they leave, push their desk 1 inch closer to the corner. Eventually they'll be climbing over stuff to get into their desk or in a very cramped small area and not know why but it's hilarious the moment they realize it oh ya and my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE: while someone is away from their desk, take a print screen of their desktop. make sure the mouse is off in the corner so it's not in the middle of the picture. hit ctrl+prnt scrn and paste it into ms paint or something and save it as a picture. Next make a new folder on the desktop (they wont notice one extra) and drop ALL of the desktop icons in the folder so the desktop is totally clear. Now, take the picture you saved of their desktop and make it the background. The end result is that at a glance, it looks like the exact same desktop, except now all the icons are pictures.... so when they go to click something and open it, nothing happens because it's not really an icon it's just a picture of said icon. (but of course all their stuff is saved conveniently in the extra folder you made so nothing has been deleted, cuz that's just a dick move haha) __________________ 2010 Camaro - 1SS, Black w/ Orange stripes

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