HELP!! Girl pissed herself in car! - Page 7

Maximus SS · 01-08-2018, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by redcoats1976

my lespaul guitar forum,this site,and googled pella windows??? and youre right,ive been getting windows ads ever since.now my son...guessing from the pop up ads i get,has been chasing anything in a skirt all over the interwebz.im 60 years old,been married for 40 and probably wouldnt have much in common with a 25 year old woman,arabian or not...LOL.

Youre on MLP?

ckahsen · 01-08-2018, 02:24 PM

I can't believe I just read this entire thread... It was so bad, but so addicting. I couldn't stop! It should be a sticky. All new forum members must read and study it's contents. 5 question multiple choice test will determine membership eligibility.

Haha!

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red_johnny · 01-08-2018, 03:14 PM

Great thread!

redcoats1976 · 01-08-2018, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Maximus SS

Youre on MLP?

oh yeah,same username too.

Camarolover85 · 01-08-2018, 10:11 PM

Man, I read 7 pages and still no story?? OP you need to fix this!

KevinTernes · 01-09-2018, 08:56 AM

Yes, everyone knows how to deal with a stained seat. 7 pages. Where is the real story?!

JT58 · 01-09-2018, 10:40 AM

I just read this entire thread too. In fairness to the girl, accidents happen- especially if intoxication is involved. No one was hurt, the seat or whatever is replaceable even though it might be very expensive. I'll bet she must have felt extremely bad for the accident- did she perhaps offer to reimburse you partly or in full or assist with the repair and clean up? A good woman would and perhaps should not be just dumped. We all have fun in our younger crazy days and these kind of things do happen! I know I have been there!

cmeJATT · 01-09-2018, 10:54 AM

7 pages and no story!!!!?

assuming she was drunk .. and let loose lol..

GP86 · 01-09-2018, 01:23 PM

Were you in too much of a rage to get lucky by the end of it? I cannot say that I wouldn't have made her tuck and roll out the door at that point.

STYLO LT1 · 01-09-2018, 02:29 PM

No worries. 2019 camaro update to include seats with built in toilets.

red_johnny · 01-09-2018, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by STYLO LT1

No worries. 2019 camaro update to include seats with built in toilets.

LMAO,

Just need to install a roll of paper and your good to go. Just don't hit the brakes hard, could flush the system.....

crankaholic · 01-11-2018, 02:30 PM

LOL. Reminds me of a story a buddy of mine told me; he was coming back home with a girl he met and took out on a date. They were driving to her place from a bar and she just picked up her skirt and started rubbing one out (yes, she was commando)... she finished right after he parked. He turned off the car and started taking off his seat belt, thinking he's for sure getting some, she looked at him and told him she "doesn't do that on the first date". Gets out of the car and goes home. He's sitting there confused, then looks down at the seat and sees a fairly large stain of her... ummm... stuff. I don't think he ever saw her again or got that stain out XD

PhantomV8 · 01-11-2018, 04:52 PM

Hey guys!

Sorry it took me so long to post the story so many of you have asked for, its nothing crazy.

Yes, the girl was drunk.

I was going a certain speed on a certain road and the radar detector lit up like a Christmas tree, so I used the Brembos. Well, she was trying to hold it and the Brembos bite hard, I am guessing the seatbelt squeezed it out of her!

Artos · 01-11-2018, 05:03 PM

Well...I now feel bad for the initial ill will that I placed on the girl.

This is entirely your fault now dingus...go buy her some flowers & a bottle of Don Julio 1942. If she barfs up this sort of nectar from the gods, you then have permission to dump her.

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Originally Posted by PhantomV8

Hey guys!

Sorry it took me so long to post the story so many of you have asked for, its nothing crazy.

Yes, the girl was drunk.

I was going a certain speed on a certain road and the radar detector lit up like a Christmas tree, so I used the Brembos. Well, she was trying to hold it and the Brembos bite hard, I am guessing the seatbelt squeezed it out of her!

01-09-2018, 10:40 AM	#91
JT58 Drives: Former 2016 Camaro 1LT Join Date: Jan 2017 Location: Naples, FL Posts: 760	I just read this entire thread too. In fairness to the girl, accidents happen- especially if intoxication is involved. No one was hurt, the seat or whatever is replaceable even though it might be very expensive. I'll bet she must have felt extremely bad for the accident- did she perhaps offer to reimburse you partly or in full or assist with the repair and clean up? A good woman would and perhaps should not be just dumped. We all have fun in our younger crazy days and these kind of things do happen! I know I have been there! __________________ 2006 C6 Corvette Manual, 2019 Silverado, 1997 Jeep Wrangler

01-09-2018, 01:23 PM	#93
GP86 Drives: 2017 2SS Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: USA Posts: 380	Were you in too much of a rage to get lucky by the end of it? I cannot say that I wouldn't have made her tuck and roll out the door at that point. __________________ 2017 HBM 2SS A8\|F55\|NPP\|H01\|IO6\|RIK\|WGL\|56R

01-09-2018, 02:29 PM	#94
STYLO LT1 Drives: 2016 Camaro SS Vert. Join Date: Apr 2017 Location: Garden State Posts: 547	No worries. 2019 camaro update to include seats with built in toilets. Attached Images

01-11-2018, 02:30 PM	#96
crankaholic Drives: 2016 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 771	LOL. Reminds me of a story a buddy of mine told me; he was coming back home with a girl he met and took out on a date. They were driving to her place from a bar and she just picked up her skirt and started rubbing one out (yes, she was commando)... she finished right after he parked. He turned off the car and started taking off his seat belt, thinking he's for sure getting some, she looked at him and told him she "doesn't do that on the first date". Gets out of the car and goes home. He's sitting there confused, then looks down at the seat and sees a fairly large stain of her... ummm... stuff. I don't think he ever saw her again or got that stain out XD __________________

01-08-2018, 02:24 PM	#86
ckahsen Drives: 2014 LS Join Date: Nov 2016 Location: Virginia Posts: 143	I can't believe I just read this entire thread... It was so bad, but so addicting. I couldn't stop! It should be a sticky. All new forum members must read and study it's contents. 5 question multiple choice test will determine membership eligibility. Haha! Sent from my Galaxy S8+ using Tapatalk

01-08-2018, 03:14 PM	#87
red_johnny Drives: 2016 Gray 2SS M6 Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hermitage, PA Posts: 753 View My Garage	Great thread!

01-08-2018, 10:11 PM	#89
Camarolover85 Account Suspended Drives: 2019 Dodge Challenger Scat Pack Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Frederick, Colorado Posts: 1,245	Man, I read 7 pages and still no story?? OP you need to fix this!

01-09-2018, 08:56 AM	#90
KevinTernes Drives: 2016 Camaro SS Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Nashville TN Posts: 79	Yes, everyone knows how to deal with a stained seat. 7 pages. Where is the real story?!

01-09-2018, 10:54 AM	#92
cmeJATT Drives: CAMARO Join Date: Jan 2017 Location: USA Posts: 1,392	7 pages and no story!!!!? assuming she was drunk .. and let loose lol..

01-11-2018, 04:52 PM	#97
PhantomV8 Drives: 2016 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Eastern US Posts: 117	Hey guys! Sorry it took me so long to post the story so many of you have asked for, its nothing crazy. Yes, the girl was drunk. I was going a certain speed on a certain road and the radar detector lit up like a Christmas tree, so I used the Brembos. Well, she was trying to hold it and the Brembos bite hard, I am guessing the seatbelt squeezed it out of her!