HELP!! Girl pissed herself in car! - Page 6

redcoats1976 · 01-06-2018, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by motorhead

So what sites have you been on lately?

my lespaul guitar forum,this site,and googled pella windows??? and youre right,ive been getting windows ads ever since.now my son...guessing from the pop up ads i get,has been chasing anything in a skirt all over the interwebz.im 60 years old,been married for 40 and probably wouldnt have much in common with a 25 year old woman,arabian or not...LOL.

Oldfart · 01-06-2018, 10:22 PM

I laughed so hard reading this thread I pissed on my chair!!

Years ago a buddy had a drunk girl projectile vomit in his new Corvette. It went down his defroster vents after it hit his windshield!! I didn't laugh too hard when he told me.

Doug kj6aco · 01-06-2018, 10:50 PM

This is one of the best posts ever, many of us would not be here if it was not for drunk girls.

mekirk2 · 01-06-2018, 11:37 PM

Are you sure the seat soaked up the urine? I ask because my daughter pissed in my wifes grand cherokee while we were changing her diaper - leather seats made it run down the seat and into the floor. Her seats didnt have the little holes that ours do, but Im wondering how much ran down into the floor and how much remained in the seat itself.

motorhead · 01-06-2018, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by redcoats1976

my lespaul guitar forum,this site,and googled pella windows??? and youre right,ive been getting windows ads ever since.now my son...guessing from the pop up ads i get,has been chasing anything in a skirt all over the interwebz.im 60 years old,been married for 40 and probably wouldnt have much in common with a 25 year old woman,arabian or not...LOL.

Haha, yeah those types of ads showing up on your fourm pages usually mean questionable sites were searched.

This thread is great. Drunks pissing in the Camaro. That would suck. I would make her pay to replace the seat.

JamesNoBrakes · 01-07-2018, 01:09 AM

R Kelly?

Soleil · 01-07-2018, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mekirk2

Are you sure the seat soaked up the urine? I ask because my daughter pissed in my wifes grand cherokee while we were changing her diaper - leather seats made it run down the seat and into the floor. Her seats didnt have the little holes that ours do, but Im wondering how much ran down into the floor and how much remained in the seat itself.

@mekirk2,
I think the seat issue is by now secondary

if you read this thread there are probably 5 usable threads the rest is just jokes and fun. But all those made my day.

Bluecyclone · 01-07-2018, 05:02 AM

I carry a large cup in my pony, just for a less intense version of this, Lol. Man, to be young again and enjoy this "Lifestyle".

Tenfive · 01-07-2018, 08:07 PM

Send the bitch the bill !!!

Low Saturn · 01-07-2018, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Badmojo

Go to petsmart and get something specifically for dog or cat urine. It has enzymes in it that break down the urine and make the smell go away. I would test spray it in an inconspicuous area frist. I have no doubt it will work on carpet, but I would go easy on the leather (spray a bit on a towel and wipe on).

https://www.amazon.com/BISSELL-Pretr...ssel+pet+urine

THIS!!!!!

I had something similar happen in a 2001 IS300 back in 2001 except it was a sick cat, not a girl. And nothing would get the smell out. Not even professional detail shops. I was considering replacing the seat bottom. I mentioned it to the vet at a follow up appointment and they gave me a bottle of something similar to what Badmojo posted. Worked perfectly. And the seats weren't just leather, they were leather with suede inserts.

Aboynamedsue · 01-07-2018, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ChevyRules

I really hope this is sarcasm....

Sure I would not let her back in my car, but I would have stayed until the uber arrived to take her home....

I'm glad somebody else gets this.

Epx998 · 01-07-2018, 09:48 PM

Could be worse, I had an ex-gf "bleed" on my motorcycle seat because she failed to bring a "hygiene" product. The stain NEVER came out...

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Originally Posted by PhantomV8

Long story short, passenger seat now has a puddle-looking ripple in the leather of the seat and smells like straight tequila-urine.

Now besides breaking it off with that girl

.....

What do I do now? I tried soaking it up when it happened with paper towels but she didn't tell me until we got where we were going, and it was A LOT boys, lemme tell ya.

Car is a 2016 Camaro 2SS with the Kalahari colored heated and cooled seats.

Do I get the car detailed? Replace the entire seat?

Any help is appreciated.

P.S. This post is about 7-8 hours after the incident

mekirk2 · 01-08-2018, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Soleil

@mekirk2,
I think the seat issue is by now secondary

if you read this thread there are probably 5 usable threads the rest is just jokes and fun. But all those made my day.

Yep - thought 'how can this thread be 5 pages long' when I started reading it. Now I agree that it will probably be the 2018 thread of the year!

detamble13 · 01-08-2018, 02:10 PM

You've gone through enough dealing with her pee. I suggest you contact her with the following information.

1. Tell her she has a hairy B-hole. Even if she doesn't.

2. When you two were intimate let her know you were thinking about her better looking friend. Use her sister if applicable.

3. Ask her to identify the difference between regardless and irregardless. Let her know how stupid she sounded using irregardless (sounds like she would use that word)

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Oldfart Drives: Silverado, V-70 R Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: N.E. PA Posts: 166	I laughed so hard reading this thread I pissed on my chair!! Years ago a buddy had a drunk girl projectile vomit in his new Corvette. It went down his defroster vents after it hit his windshield!! I didn't laugh too hard when he told me.

01-06-2018, 11:37 PM	#74
mekirk2 Drives: 2016 2SS Ragtop Garnet Red Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Alabama Posts: 447	Are you sure the seat soaked up the urine? I ask because my daughter pissed in my wifes grand cherokee while we were changing her diaper - leather seats made it run down the seat and into the floor. Her seats didnt have the little holes that ours do, but Im wondering how much ran down into the floor and how much remained in the seat itself.

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JamesNoBrakes Drives: 2SS 1LE Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: AK Posts: 2,377	R Kelly?

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Tenfive Drives: 2017 1SS camaro ,2SS a 68 + 08 C6 Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: West palm beach Posts: 495	Send the bitch the bill !!!

01-08-2018, 02:10 PM	#84
detamble13 Drives: 2011 2SS/RS LS3 VR Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Chatham, ON Posts: 795	You've gone through enough dealing with her pee. I suggest you contact her with the following information. 1. Tell her she has a hairy B-hole. Even if she doesn't. 2. When you two were intimate let her know you were thinking about her better looking friend. Use her sister if applicable. 3. Ask her to identify the difference between regardless and irregardless. Let her know how stupid she sounded using irregardless (sounds like she would use that word)