Just a Funny

Dr Jkel · 05-24-2010, 11:48 AM

GOOD

A Lansing , Mi policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem -- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Grand Rapids , Mi. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Michigan State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, " Michigan State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

hot_rod · 05-24-2010, 11:57 AM

Ant32894 · 05-24-2010, 12:04 PM

2010 SSRS · 05-24-2010, 12:10 PM

lol

Iwantone2 · 05-24-2010, 12:40 PM

Pretty good!!! I remember reading the third one a while back, but it was a good reminder!!

05-24-2010, 11:48 AM	#1
Dr Jkel Roll Tide Drives: 2010 2SS RJT/BLK 6Spd Man Join Date: May 2009 Location: Talladega, Alabama Posts: 4,378	Just a Funny GOOD A Lansing , Mi policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem -- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Grand Rapids , Mi. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. BEST A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Michigan State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, " Michigan State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. __________________ MUSTANG...Like Bringing a Hot Dog to a Steak Dinner....There is no comparison.

05-24-2010, 12:04 PM	#3
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05-24-2010, 12:10 PM	#4
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05-24-2010, 12:40 PM	#5
Iwantone2 Voice Of The Voiceless Drives: CGM 1SS RS Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: OC Cali Posts: 9,610 View My Garage	Pretty good!!! I remember reading the third one a while back, but it was a good reminder!! __________________

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