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Old 05-24-2010, 11:48 AM   #1
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A Lansing , Mi policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem -- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)


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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Grand Rapids , Mi. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.


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A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Michigan State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, " Michigan State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
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Old 05-24-2010, 11:57 AM   #2
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Old 05-24-2010, 12:04 PM   #3
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Old 05-24-2010, 12:10 PM   #4
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Old 05-24-2010, 12:40 PM   #5
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Pretty good!!! I remember reading the third one a while back, but it was a good reminder!!
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