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Old 03-18-2010, 09:09 AM   #1
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DOHHH!!!!!!!
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her
nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured

"No, no, no!!!" she answers

"Well, who in the hell is he?", he demands.




"That's me before the surgery."
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I'd bet $100 that you smile like that all the time, even in your sleep... and you don't snore when you sleep, you giggle.
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:15 AM   #2
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:15 AM   #3
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lol

If it was true, I'd feel bad for the sucka, he slept with a MAN!!!

And uh....
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lol

If it was true, I'd feel bad for the sucka, he slept with a MAN!!!

And uh....


my sentiments exactly!!!!!
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:22 AM   #5
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LMAO...YES!
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:23 AM   #6
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Oh...yeah...well, now I'd have to go kill myself!

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Old 03-18-2010, 09:24 AM   #7
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I'd never do it myself, but I've seen some good lookin trannies walking around central park

And uh... now I have to go puke in the toilet
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:27 AM   #8
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I'd never do it myself, but I've seen some good lookin trannies walking around central park

And uh... now I have to go puke in the toilet
ewwwwwww...i think I just puked a little in my mouth!!!!
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:28 AM   #9
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LOL... I walked into a bar in Bangkok last month because there were so many ladies in there...
Whooops... right back out (and fast) as they were all Lady Boys.

Needless to say my buddies laughed there collective A$$es off...
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LOL... I walked into a bar in Bangkok last month because there were so many ladies in there...
Whooops... right back out (and fast) as they were all Lady Boys.

Needless to say my buddies laughed there collective A$$es off...
Note to self: Stay out of the bars in Bangkok!!!!! LMAO
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Note to self: Stay out of the bars in Bangkok!!!!! LMAO
Same here, I also heard that a person shouldn't go to thailand at all
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Well why do you think it's called Bangkok!!!!
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