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OK SO, I like to leave my garage open till I go to bed and then see I need my Glock!
So I have these awesome HUGE American flags in my garage, beer fridge too, I like to leave it open with bright lights shining on the flags so you can see them from the street! I'm in the kitchen grabbing a bite of chicken salad and see the light in my garage go off! I go to open the door, have to unlock the dead bolt, and hear someone running off. I turn the light back on and check to see if beer is missing car is damaged etc. everything seems fine. I check last load of laundry and it's still a little damp in the dryer so i reset a little time on it. I come back in and sit down @ Camaro5 and guess what?? I hear a noise and go to the kitchen and the ****ing garage lights off again! I open the door and I hear someone scrambling, by the time I get out there he / she's gone from LOS. So I yell, "HEY ASSHOLE I DON'T KNOW WHO THE **** YOU ARE BUT STAY THE **** OUTA MY GARAGE OFF MY CAR AND OUTA MY BEER DAMNIT! I'M GETTING MY GLOCK AND NEXT TIME LIGHT GOES OFF I'M COMMING OUT WITH MY .45 BITCH!" I then get my .45 Glock model 30 and haven't had a problem yet. IDK WTF they he she it was after however I'm betting it's the punkass teenager dopehead couple streets over trying to jack my car or snag my beer! Shit all I know is he's about ****ed on paint fumes or LSD to think my garage is the one to **** with. . . . I'm betting he wants my beer, IDK why he didn't just run in open fridge grab a case and haul ass??? He'da prolly got away with that, turning off lights both times? WTF? Stupid ****in kids. Damn I'd feel like shit if they were stupid or doped enough to pull a weapon and I had to fire. WTF is wrong with people today?
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Sorry dude, Just couldnt resist the beer fridge. lol
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LOL. . . . well I closed down a lil early haha. Got scurity measures in place! A screwdriver actually lol, garage is down and out closed for the night, you don't have to go home but cha can't stay here! Plus man it's my freakin beer wat? lol
I'm sure it's that lil dope head 2 streets over, I didn't get a good look at anyone but Glock is in the pocket and I dun battened down the hatches so to speak lol.
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Listen to cereal guy...
Drives: 1986 Z28 Camaro 383 TPI Join Date: Apr 2011
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![]() Muzzle of any handgun in .45 ACP; pretty much says "go away" in any language. Whether it be in English, Spanish, or Meth-head. However I've always chose a 1911 style over most handguns. I would like to have an FNH Five-Seven just for the coolness of it.
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Today I went to Orielly's to change out my serpentine belt, as I walked by one of the Orielly's associates who was helping somebody asked me if I knew where the sparkplugs would be on a Honda Civic... I simply told him that; "I don't know, I only work on American vehicles." He told me that was the best damn answer he ever heard. ![]() |
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LOVE 1911A though my fav is S&W .44 MAG!
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Listen to cereal guy...
Drives: 1986 Z28 Camaro 383 TPI Join Date: Apr 2011
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We've got a Dan and Wesson .44, but still about the same gun. I love it when the muzzle blast goes up into your nose.
![]() I'd also love to have a Desert Eagle .50AE just for the hell of it, I also don't know anybody who could take a round from that and get up afterwards. Or even let you have the time to get a round off before they go crying back to their crack pipe for comfort. lmao
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Today I went to Orielly's to change out my serpentine belt, as I walked by one of the Orielly's associates who was helping somebody asked me if I knew where the sparkplugs would be on a Honda Civic... I simply told him that; "I don't know, I only work on American vehicles." He told me that was the best damn answer he ever heard. ![]() |
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Buzz is wearin off. can you open your garage? hah
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My home defense....Glock 30 w/hollow points...looks like we think alike here
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2017 Camaro 1LT - Blue Barchetta IV
I fire up the willing engine, responding with a roar. Tires spitting gravel I commit my weekly crime. Last edited by Steve Dallas; 07-15-2011 at 12:07 PM. |
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One thing occurred to me.
I remember a story of someone in Texas last week who is going to prison because he shot someone who was invading an outbuilding of his. Apparently the criminal who got shot had gone ahead of time to "prepare" the building for quick entry. Anyways, you said this guy turned off the lights both times. This could have been in preperation for him coming back later with friends to steal beer (or the Camaro)...
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Go Blue!!!!!
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Some people have NO respect for other's stuff. Hopefully one day they learn their lesson, or it could get very ugly for them. Get um Rockstar.
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Should of waited in the car with your gun
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The Kimber 1911 is one of my favorites. But this will do in a pinch, also:
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By all means protect your property but Im willing to bet it is some kids or a punk that is just ****ing with you because they see your lights on all the time. Probably someone jealous that you have a new camaro and they dont. Just saying. Just don't shoot any minors!
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