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04-13-2011, 09:34 AM
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Commits weekly crime
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I was pulled over yesterday...
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I fire up the willing engine, responding with a roar. Tires spitting gravel I commit my weekly crime.  |
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04-13-2011, 11:06 AM
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04-13-2011, 11:08 AM
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Building the Beast
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
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04-13-2011, 11:10 AM
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Drives: SS,PaceCar,ZL1,1LE,C7Z51,Z06,17-ZL1 Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Detroit, Mich
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 The video's you post are hilarious.... 
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04-13-2011, 11:14 AM
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How U Doin?
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Nice one!
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04-13-2011, 11:14 AM
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Account Suspended
Drives: nothing Join Date: Nov 2010
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I agree, my dogs love the hand that feeds them.
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04-13-2011, 11:15 AM
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Drives: c Join Date: Feb 2010
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love it!
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04-13-2011, 01:13 PM
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04-13-2011, 01:18 PM
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Drives: SS,PaceCar,ZL1,1LE,C7Z51,Z06,17-ZL1 Join Date: Jun 2009
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04-14-2011, 05:59 PM
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lol very nice
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04-14-2011, 06:10 PM
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Drives: 2015 ZO6 3LZ Stage 2 A8 Join Date: Nov 2010
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I thought dude was gonna be gay at first
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04-14-2011, 07:53 PM
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Drives: 2014 2LT Red Rock Metallic Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ottawa, Ontario
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I'd love to see a cat version:
"Hey idiot....do you realize how super stupid you are?...I'd like to see a picture of you so I can ensure you really are this ugly...here, I wrote a poem about how clumsy you are due to the fact that you can't even balance on a fence, but I doubt you're even smart enough to read it....so super stupid..."
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04-14-2011, 08:08 PM
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It's a sickness!
Drives: '69 442 Vert Join Date: Dec 2009
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Super cool!
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04-15-2011, 05:46 AM
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Drives: None Join Date: May 2010
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For some reason you guys reminded me of this:
The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!  The Cat's Diary My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
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