The "MAN RULES" - Page 2

Bonnie · 06-22-2010, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fielderLS3

Single?...not necessarily. These are universal laws. They apply to all of us, single and married. Happy?...yes.

Well Is she happy? That is the question.........hahahaha I only kid, I promise!!! LOL

springerpete · 06-22-2010, 01:51 PM

Additions to you list.

1. You better order something when we go out to eat. If you don't, your not eating off my plate. If you wanted to share you should have said so before I ordered just enough for me.

1. No toy of mine is to be sold unless it is sold to pay for another toy. I'm not allowed to touch or sell your shoes, so don't touch my stuff.

BTW, I'm lucky ya'll don't know Mrs. Boss. LOL

Iwantone2 · 06-22-2010, 02:21 PM

These will be emailed for sure!

Grendahl · 06-22-2010, 08:21 PM

I especially like rule #1.

2010 SSRS · 06-22-2010, 08:23 PM

all number ones, that is great.

Mr_Draco · 06-22-2010, 10:32 PM

Going on facebook right now.

Absolutely love them!!!!!!.

Ravirn · 06-23-2010, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Nuke

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1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

After reading this out loud to my lovely Lady, I have quoted the ones she screamed "That's SOOO true!" at.

I have highlighted in BOLD the particular rules that relate, regularly, to our relationship. Well, with one exception. I'm not assigned to the couch very often, but when it's happened she gets mad that I can fall asleep. It's like camping! Plus, the kitchen is RIGHT THERE! WOOO!

Ravirn · 06-23-2010, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonnie

Yes, that is very funny in so many ways but I have to say the men that live by this are probably single. LOL

If they live by ALL those rules, yep!

*DGthe3* · 06-23-2010, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Nuke

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and if one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

my personal favourites.

Synerbee · 06-24-2010, 12:33 AM

I like them all except the fat one. Someone I know almost died from being made fun of being fat when she wasn't and never told she skinny :(

CynAgain · 06-24-2010, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Nuke

My Favs...

1. Men are NOT mind readers. But they have all the answers!

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
And when I kick your a$$ in fantasy football don't cry.

1. Crying is blackmail. yes, I know

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it! (Agreed - I hate when ppl do this!)

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. Agreed

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Quote:

Originally Posted by "prima"Donna

I have to admit, these are pretty funny, and I hope the ladies don't 'kill me'

for agreeing with most of them...lol...

I'm right there with ya Donna!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeckyD@RodgersChevrolet

I'm with Donna on this one. They're pretty funny and seems to be mostly true from the male perspective. Of course, who said women would listen.....

Good Point

Quote:

Originally Posted by brandotron

Haha, I like that they're all #1

PQ · 06-24-2010, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Nuke

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and if one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

These.

Bonnie · 06-24-2010, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PQ

These.

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JoeP@TeamBeckyD · 06-24-2010, 11:08 PM

Enough clothes...AND shoes.....He's got to be.......kidding, right?

06-22-2010, 01:51 PM	#16
springerpete Orange GM freak Drives: 2004 3500HD Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ponca City, OK Posts: 784 View My Garage	Additions to you list. 1. You better order something when we go out to eat. If you don't, your not eating off my plate. If you wanted to share you should have said so before I ordered just enough for me. 1. No toy of mine is to be sold unless it is sold to pay for another toy. I'm not allowed to touch or sell your shoes, so don't touch my stuff. BTW, I'm lucky ya'll don't know Mrs. Boss. LOL __________________ "My hair's turnin' White, my neck is still Red and my collar is still Blue"

06-22-2010, 02:21 PM	#17
Iwantone2 Voice Of The Voiceless Drives: CGM 1SS RS Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: OC Cali Posts: 9,610 View My Garage	These will be emailed for sure! __________________

06-22-2010, 08:23 PM	#19
2010 SSRS Drives: 3 V8 Camaros Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Ocean State Posts: 111,186 View My Garage	all number ones, that is great. __________________ Jannetty Racing JRE Street Package

06-24-2010, 12:33 AM	#24
Synerbee SoCal Headturners Drives: 2010 SGM Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Anaheim Hills, California Posts: 5,788	I like them all except the fat one. Someone I know almost died from being made fun of being fat when she wasn't and never told she skinny :( Last edited by Synerbee; 06-25-2010 at 01:32 AM.

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