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Truth Enforcer
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Golfers will understand...
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 am, on the first Hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker, 'Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!' I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement, 'Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee.' I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled, 'Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!' I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back 'Would the jerk with the microphone please be quiet and let me play my second shot.' 
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09-05-2009, 11:49 PM
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09-06-2009, 09:30 AM
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09-06-2009, 09:38 AM
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09-06-2009, 09:40 AM
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Sounds like a great opportunity for a "Mulligan."
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09-06-2009, 09:42 AM
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I don't care who you are that's funny!!
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09-06-2009, 10:59 AM
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I feel you pain. I have done that more times then I would like to think about.
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09-06-2009, 11:07 AM
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09-06-2009, 11:19 AM
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09-06-2009, 11:28 AM
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09-06-2009, 12:03 PM
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oh sheet! You can't make this stuff up LOL
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09-06-2009, 12:07 PM
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that totally made my morning.
been there more times than i would like to admit lol. thanks for the story.
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09-06-2009, 01:59 PM
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Did you follow the rules? If you did not make it past the womens tee box on your first shot, you have to play the rest of the hole with your thing hanging out to prove you are a man.
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09-06-2009, 02:17 PM
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LMAO......now that was funny
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