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ok, since we got into BOTH Chuck Norris AND Mr. Rogers, i feel the need to post this vid.
The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Chuck comes in at 2 mins, and Mr Rogers comes in at 3:05 but if youve never seen this before, then watch all of it.
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Chuck Norris does not mow his grass........ he stares at it and dares it to grow.
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Chuck Norris died 15 years ago. Death hasn't had the heart or the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris once lost both his legs, but he walked it off.
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Chuck Norris goes to my church. I can't believe how short he is. But I don't think I want to mess with him either.
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Elvis is alive and planning Tupac's next birthday party.
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When Chuck Norris round house kicked Mr. T the same time he threw a punch the '80's happened.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life there. Mr. T pities the fool, for he pities thee. there was a joke about Mr Rogers on the Simpsons where he says "Its a beautiful day to kick your ass!" followed by elmo saying "Elmo knows where you live" |
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Chuck Norris was in the Air Force as a Security Policeman. While stationed in Korea for two years, he studied Karate. True...no joke...
Sinbad was kicked out of the AF...also true.
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Holy crap old thread!
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. This is because his heart knows better than to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can give himself CPR...
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Chuck Norris keeps a third fist tucked under his chin behind his beard.
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