Funny maybe not!

nitrosteve · 08-24-2015, 01:45 PM

Purdue University: Natural Born Citizens …

I don't know whether to laugh or cry…You worry about Democrats versus Republicans--relax, here is our real problem:

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States.

It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen.

In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating,
"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?”

Yep, these are the same kinds of 18-year-olds that are now voting in our elections!

They breed, and they walk among us... Lord -- we need more help than we thought we did!

No wonder half of graduating college students can't find a job!

:emoti con1:

SSJ455 · 08-24-2015, 01:56 PM

I hope she stays away from things with sharp edges. Maybe she should wear a helmet.

Venomous · 08-24-2015, 02:02 PM

Scalded Dog · 08-24-2015, 02:44 PM

Say... can Obama prove that he was not born by C- section?!?!?

BMR Sales · 08-24-2015, 04:02 PM

Can she make a Sandwich?

KJZ28 · 08-24-2015, 04:52 PM

HOly smokes that is awful. Reminds me of a story:

In high school there was an assembly, they brought a wolf in for people to see and pet. The owner of the wolf said that the Wolf's fur is so thick that it protects it from scrapes from brush.

A girl raises her hand and asks, "If a wolf's fur is so thick why does it die when it gets shot?"

xc_SS/RS · 08-24-2015, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KJZ28

HOly smokes that is awful. Reminds me of a story:

In high school there was an assembly, they brought a wolf in for people to see and pet. The owner of the wolf said that the Wolf's fur is so thick that it protects it from scrapes from brush.

A girl raises her hand and asks, "If a wolf's fur is so thick why does it die when it gets shot?"

You can't be serious lol

detamble13 · 08-25-2015, 09:10 AM

We were studying Julius Caesar in English class and one day our teacher brought in the movie. We watched a few scenes and at the end a girl in my class raised her hand and asked if that was actually Caesar in the movie.
Some people are here to laugh with and others to laugh at.. just be discreet about the latter because it's not socially acceptable these days

08-24-2015, 01:45 PM	#1
nitrosteve Drives: 2013 Hot Wheels Edition V-8 auto Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chino Hills, Ca. Posts: 73	Funny maybe not! Purdue University: Natural Born Citizens … I don't know whether to laugh or cry…You worry about Democrats versus Republicans--relax, here is our real problem: In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?” Yep, these are the same kinds of 18-year-olds that are now voting in our elections! They breed, and they walk among us... Lord -- we need more help than we thought we did! No wonder half of graduating college students can't find a job! :emoti con1:

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KJZ28 Drives: 2018 Buick Regal TourX Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: North of NYC Posts: 546 View My Garage	HOly smokes that is awful. Reminds me of a story: In high school there was an assembly, they brought a wolf in for people to see and pet. The owner of the wolf said that the Wolf's fur is so thick that it protects it from scrapes from brush. A girl raises her hand and asks, "If a wolf's fur is so thick why does it die when it gets shot?"

08-25-2015, 09:10 AM	#8
detamble13 Drives: 2011 2SS/RS LS3 VR Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Chatham, ON Posts: 785	We were studying Julius Caesar in English class and one day our teacher brought in the movie. We watched a few scenes and at the end a girl in my class raised her hand and asked if that was actually Caesar in the movie. Some people are here to laugh with and others to laugh at.. just be discreet about the latter because it's not socially acceptable these days