ALMOST B1TCH SLAPPED SOMEONE TODAY - Page 8

Rikarus · 08-03-2009, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by OuSoonersGirl

People did this to my Saturn Sky when I first got it. Man it used to make me mad. There were even smidges around the door handle like they tried to open it.

One day my boss came in and said "there is someone touching your car again". So I snuck out to see who it was and I popped the trunk and sounded the alarm. It scared the sh1t out of them. LOL My boss was awesome so they made a special parking area just for me to where no one could touch it.

That's cool!

Where I am at my manager is such a douche that he made it a point to back into the spot at the farthest point from everybody I was parking in to take it away from me, so I found one even further away, and he pulled in there!!!

rodimus prime · 08-03-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianGriffin78

Well there's your problem, you are shopping at Walmart, where people are looking to save a buck. Do you think they give a Sh*t about dinging or scratching up a brand new Camaro in the parking lot?

Normally thats how I think too. So, I went at like 9am when all the crack/meth heads are still sleeping. And I parked all the way out right next to the last cart return so nobody could park on my passenger side. There was hardly anybody there. Somebody is jealous or some f'ing kid on a bike hit it with a handlebar.

Matrix · 08-03-2009, 03:39 PM

All your stories are UN-BLOODY BELIEVABLE!!

Makes mine sound trivial!

1bad65 · 08-03-2009, 03:49 PM

Funny story:

When she was in high school, my mom knew a football player from her school. He got a full scholarship, so his parents bought him a new car while he was a senior. They were out one night and a guy slammed his car door into the football player's new car. The football player told him to be careful because this was his new car. The guy who hit it said "Hey, it's just a car". So my mom's friend got out and started kicking the crap out of the guys door. When the guy yelled at him to stop, the football player looked him in the eye and said "Hey, it's just a car."

Scrapppy666 · 08-03-2009, 03:51 PM

I've posted this before, just felt the need to again after reading these stories...

Metal Gear SS · 08-03-2009, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Iwantone2

I will not take credit for this, someone else posted this but I thought it would be appropriate

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Originally Posted by Scrapppy666

I've posted this before, just felt the need to again after reading these stories...

Haha, any more of these "notes" we can leave on these people's cars?

prostock69 · 08-03-2009, 07:10 PM

Below is website to checkout about people who don't know how to park (my neighbor will be the next one added). http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/
Also here is a Flickr Group with pics of bad parking jobs: http://www.flickr.com/groups/93742085@N00/pool/

Enjoy

rodimus prime · 08-03-2009, 07:12 PM

There was one guy who said he left a note that said something along the lines of "you might want to check your rear tires. Next time you park like an asshole there wont be a note"

Then he said he wedged nails under the back tires.

Metal Gear SS · 08-03-2009, 07:58 PM

Great stuff! I like that "check your tires" one, too. At least he gave fair warning.

RnRKimaro · 08-03-2009, 09:21 PM

"The common person on the street is ignorant/has no class/was raised likely without any parents/dropped out of high school/has no morals/has no teeth/definitely has no cash/has no job/has no goals/has no chance of any type of success."

And........ NO CAMARO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

songsj · 08-04-2009, 05:31 AM

Looks like another one for "Trunk Monkey" Sorry I don't have the link.

MLL67RSSS · 08-04-2009, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Scrapppy666

I've posted this before, just felt the need to again after reading these stories...

Years ago I used to have a pad of a similar note with Mickey on it, except it said (I'll edit it for the site):

" I hope you f*#$ better than you park, or you'll never get it in!"

Just the other day my wife said she wished we still had some.

gallar · 08-04-2009, 07:17 AM

I usually try to park on an end spot so I can angle my car out away from the others and not take up two places to avoid the retaliation.

GMRULZ · 08-04-2009, 07:44 AM

You need a trunk monkey...<nuff said>

08-03-2009, 03:39 PM	#101
Matrix Drives: '10 Camaro 2SS/RS & Magnum R/T Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,520	All your stories are UN-BLOODY BELIEVABLE!! Makes mine sound trivial! __________________ SIM Camaro 2010 V8-2SS/RS-A6!!+

08-03-2009, 07:10 PM	#105
prostock69 Female Muscle Car Nut! Drives: 2010 RS/SS IOM Camaro Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Mansfield, TX Posts: 1,259 View My Garage	Below is website to checkout about people who don't know how to park (my neighbor will be the next one added). http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/ Also here is a Flickr Group with pics of bad parking jobs: http://www.flickr.com/groups/93742085@N00/pool/ Enjoy __________________ 2SS/RS Inferno Orange w/ black stripes, black/orange interior, Automatic, w/ sunroof and polished aluminum wheels MODS: Borla "S" Type Exhaust, American Racing Headers 3" Longtubes, New Era Cold Air Intake, HP Tune, Custom Ground Camshaft, Professionally Ported Heads by Darin Morgan, Ported Throttle Body, 3000 Stall Converter, and 160 Degree Thermostat. http://www.rehermorrison.com/; http://www.darinmorgan.com/; http://www.neweraperformance.com/

08-04-2009, 07:44 AM	#112
GMRULZ Drives: 2010 SS & 2008 C6 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: VA Posts: 1,819	You need a trunk monkey...<nuff said> __________________ 2010 SS L99, 536rwhp 10.843@126.72. Whipple Supercharger stock pulley, ARH 1 7/8 longtubes w/ catted xpipe, magnaflow 3" mufflers, ADM Race CAI, 3:70 gears, lightweight wheels and nitto drag radials. Stock internal L99, stock converter. Bolt on best before blower 12.22@113.29 w/ nothing but ARH headers, catted x-pipe, ADM CAI and a tune on stock Pzero`s! Other car 2008 C6 Ls3, z51, A6, Npp Exhaust, best bonestock pass 11.80@118.82, Number 2 on the Corvette Forums Bonestock fastest list..

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08-03-2009, 03:49 PM	#102
1bad65 Banned Drives: 2007 Mustang GT Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Austin Posts: 1,148	Funny story: When she was in high school, my mom knew a football player from her school. He got a full scholarship, so his parents bought him a new car while he was a senior. They were out one night and a guy slammed his car door into the football player's new car. The football player told him to be careful because this was his new car. The guy who hit it said "Hey, it's just a car". So my mom's friend got out and started kicking the crap out of the guys door. When the guy yelled at him to stop, the football player looked him in the eye and said "Hey, it's just a car."

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08-03-2009, 07:12 PM	#106
rodimus prime Account Suspended Drives: Cargo van. Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Metal Metal Land Posts: 1,247	There was one guy who said he left a note that said something along the lines of "you might want to check your rear tires. Next time you park like an asshole there wont be a note" Then he said he wedged nails under the back tires.

08-03-2009, 07:58 PM	#107
Metal Gear SS Drives: 1987 Chevrolet Corvette Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: O'ahu, Hawaii Posts: 381	Great stuff! I like that "check your tires" one, too. At least he gave fair warning.

08-03-2009, 09:21 PM	#108
RnRKimaro Hell's Belle Drives: 2010 Camaro 2LT/RS, 04 C5 Corvette Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jersey Shore Posts: 65	"The common person on the street is ignorant/has no class/was raised likely without any parents/dropped out of high school/has no morals/has no teeth/definitely has no cash/has no job/has no goals/has no chance of any type of success." And........ NO CAMARO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-04-2009, 07:17 AM	#111
gallar Drives: 1985 Z28 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lansing Posts: 20	I usually try to park on an end spot so I can angle my car out away from the others and not take up two places to avoid the retaliation.