ALMOST B1TCH SLAPPED SOMEONE TODAY

[Rockytophummer]

Hell I get pissed when I park out in bum fukked and no other cars in sight just so I'm not being an A. Hole who takes up 2-3 spots cause that pisses me off. But never fail someone has to be parked right on top of me were I can hardly even get in my car! It's like are you so lazy you want to check out my ride and have to park your lazy azz right on my car then walk forever to get in the store. But if I had what happened to you after I had parked way out by myself you probably hear about it on the news crazy man looses it and beats the emortal hell out of a woman for sitting on his car. And believe me Im not condoining hitting awoman cause I never have and never will unless she did that! I've had a couple of children hit it with a nerd Ball and I was thinking you kids are lucky your not over 18 years of age or my kid cause I'd light your azzes up. But kids are different story a grown woman is totaly different. She was probably trying to act like it was her car. You should've called the law and said Somone was trying to break in your car. Maybe they throw her but in jail for stupidity. Well sorry for my ranting but stupid people piss me off! And there's alot of stupid people in this world! 90% of time I'm probably stupidist one in the world but I would never ever ever disrespect anyones property like that! Cause people have to work long andhard to get stuff like these sweet rides!

[Bull]

Need to get a Trunk Monkey!!!

[Altrus]

Originally Posted by Xmicro_SS

I wish is was legal to hook a 12volt charge right up to the metal. That will get their attention. Bsssssttttt

Its legal, you just have to put up a proper sign, like for electric fences just with car instead of fence....or at least the cop didn't arrest me when I put it on a bench....but people were so damn lazy they didn't even read the sign before sitting on the bench or they didn't believe it, and it was my bench it wasn't like I electrified a public bench...

That was my final project for my Senior Law and Psychology class,,,,I figured it fell under both sides of the class....or it might have been for bonus points, don't remember...

[Blakout]

Originally Posted by Altrus

Its legal, you just have to put up a proper sign, like for electric fences just with car instead of fence....or at least the cop didn't arrest me when I put it on a bench....but people were so damn lazy they didn't even read the sign before sitting on the bench or they didn't believe it, and it was my bench it wasn't like I electrified a public bench...

That was my final project for my Senior Law and Psychology class,,,,I figured it fell under both sides of the class....or it might have been for bonus points, don't remember...

LMAO that's awesome. It's kind of sad that we have to go to such great extremes to keep the idiot infestation off of our damn cars.

I was in a parking lot the other day and there was a beautiful Navy blue Challenger parked outside the Gator's Dockside, of course, in BFE like the rest of us would do. I had to get up close to see it, but not a single time did I ever get close enough to touch it. I even looked at the interior through the window, but again, I didn't touch it. Took some high-res snapshots with the Nikon D-90, and left. I don't touch peoples' cars if I'm looking at them, why should anyone else?

[JDBeck23]

Damn Cannucks! tee hee.

Seriously though, Im one of those people that tries to live their life by the motto "you get more flies with honey".... buuuut! I would have gone off on that lady! Fo real! She would have been telling her other middle aged friends about how some maniac scared the ever loving s$#t out of her! I would have made sure that she RAN away from my car!

[fad1]

I think it's time for a trunk monkey

[LSRevelry]

If it was me that saw that lady sitting/leaning on my fender.... I would have hit the panic button on my alarm and scared the $h1t out of her and then yelled at her....

[InfinitR]

Some people have the brain of a seamonkey.

I remember when I first got my 2000 Mustang GT. I was sitting in it at a parking lot when suddenly BOOM!! Someone opens their door on mine so hard that I could feel the car move. Then they proceeded to act like nothing happened so I got out and let them know what just happened (duh). Thankfully somehow it didn't dent, but I still got into them.

The response I got? "What? You do it all the time."

WHAT?!?! Now I was really ticked off... "NO, actually I NEVER DO IT! HAVE SOME RESPECT! etc etc...."

They gave me a dirty look and walked off. Seriously. I was beyond myself.

Only time I ever gave someone the key treatment. SCRREEEEEECCCHCHHH.

[buddylok]

seriously, we need a trunk monkey.

[Blakout]

Originally Posted by InfinitR

Some people have the brain of a seamonkey.

I remember when I first got my 2000 Mustang GT. I was sitting in it at a parking lot when suddenly BOOM!! Someone opens their door on mine so hard that I could feel the car move. Then they proceeded to act like nothing happened so I got out and let them know what just happened (duh). Thankfully somehow it didn't dent, but I still got into them.

The response I got? "What? You do it all the time."

WHAT?!?! Now I was really ticked off... "NO, actually I NEVER DO IT! HAVE SOME RESPECT! etc etc...."

They gave me a dirty look and walked off. Seriously. I was beyond myself.

Only time I ever gave someone the key treatment. SCRREEEEEECCCHCHHH.

Good for you man! Good for you! How long was the gash?

[chevyridinghigh]

I would have laid her out... then

[FenwickHockey65]

Originally Posted by LSRevelry

If it was me that saw that lady sitting/leaning on my fender.... I would have hit the panic button on my alarm and scared the $h1t out of her and then yelled at her....

I've done that before to a crowd of people standing around my car.

Funniest thing ever.

[hot ss]

omfg, why can't natural selection take them at a young age.

[SleepWarz]

Originally Posted by Xmicro_SS

I wish is was legal to hook a 12volt charge right up to the metal. That will get their attention. Bsssssttttt

dude,