Almost time for christmas.

sam5828 · 09-19-2013, 08:27 PM

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the garage,
There wasn't a trace of a Ford or even a Dodge.

The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd mess with the Camaro for a bit.

I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty good!"

Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood good ol' Saint Nick!

We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?

I said "No way, Santa" and started to grin,
"But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"

His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Turned into a smile and he said "Hell Ya, let's go!!"

So as not to disturb all the neighbours' retreat,
We pushed the SS quietly into the street.

Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.

The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.

With Hoosier's a' crying and headers a glow,
We screamed on out where the muscle cars go.

And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.

Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "You wanna drive?"

Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!

Then the big block exploded with pure exhaust sound!
Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground!

Power shift into second, again into third!
I sat there just watching at loss for a word.

Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, it's a hell of a night!!!"

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The Blue Ox · 09-25-2013, 10:51 AM

Hell yea! Lols!!

RenegadeSS · 09-25-2013, 11:12 AM

Epic!

LuSe4 · 09-25-2013, 12:07 PM

Great poem, but how dare you say that Christmas is almost here. Feels like we just had Christmas. Don't rush it, time is going by way to fast!

Overflow · 09-25-2013, 12:30 PM

That's awesome!!

Chevrolet Customer Svc · 09-25-2013, 03:12 PM

Nice poem!

Jessica
Chevrolet Customer Care

2010 SSRS · 09-25-2013, 03:21 PM

I love it and I love Christmas, let it snow

Sikoriko · 09-25-2013, 03:37 PM

Santa is only used to reindeer power not horsepower.

DwRed1LTV6 · 09-25-2013, 05:31 PM

Cool Poem. . . . but like a few others
lets not rush christmas so fast please.

derklug · 09-26-2013, 12:00 AM

People who mention Christmas before Halloween should be made to wear pig intestine neck ties. Cute poem, though.

sam5828 · 11-12-2013, 05:32 AM

Ok its closer now lol

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midnighter · 11-12-2013, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sam5828

Ok its closer now lol

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I even have egg nog in the fridge already.

sam5828 · 11-13-2013, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by midnighter

I even have egg nog in the fridge already.

Never tried the stuff

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09-19-2013, 08:27 PM	#1
sam5828 Drives: 2010 Camaro SS Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: proctorville OH Posts: 103	Almost time for christmas. 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the garage, There wasn't a trace of a Ford or even a Dodge. The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit, So I figured I'd mess with the Camaro for a bit. I popped the release and I lifted the hood, When a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty good!" Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick, And there, by the workbench, stood good ol' Saint Nick! We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say, Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh? I said "No way, Santa" and started to grin, "But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!" His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow, Turned into a smile and he said "Hell Ya, let's go!!" So as not to disturb all the neighbours' retreat, We pushed the SS quietly into the street. Then, taking our places to drift down the hill, I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill. The sound that erupted took him by surprise, But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes. With Hoosier's a' crying and headers a glow, We screamed on out where the muscle cars go. And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears, With every shift up as I went through the gears. Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!" So I backed off the gas and said "You wanna drive?" Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys, When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees! Then the big block exploded with pure exhaust sound! Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground! Power shift into second, again into third! I sat there just watching at loss for a word. Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight, "Merry Christmas to all, it's a hell of a night!!!" Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 4

09-25-2013, 11:12 AM	#3
RenegadeSS Drives: Camaro LLT Join Date: May 2012 Location: Union City, NJ Posts: 595	Epic! __________________

09-25-2013, 12:07 PM	#4
LuSe4 Drives: 2013 Camaro 2SS RS LS3 Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 1,058	Great poem, but how dare you say that Christmas is almost here. Feels like we just had Christmas. Don't rush it, time is going by way to fast! __________________ -2013 Summit White over Inferno Orange 2SS RS- -2014 White Diamond Silverado Z71 Crew Cab Short Box-

09-25-2013, 03:21 PM	#7
2010 SSRS Drives: 3 V8 Camaros Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Ocean State Posts: 111,186 View My Garage	I love it and I love Christmas, let it snow __________________ Jannetty Racing JRE Street Package

09-25-2013, 05:31 PM	#9
DwRed1LTV6 Drives: '11 VR 2LT HHr Join Date: May 2011 Location: Gateway to the West Posts: 2,720	Cool Poem. . . . but like a few others lets not rush christmas so fast please. __________________ 2011 Hhr Formerly known as Silver85IrocZ !!

09-25-2013, 10:51 AM	#2
The Blue Ox Drives: 2010 SS L99 Inferno Orange Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Texas Coast Posts: 1,167	Hell yea! Lols!!

09-25-2013, 12:30 PM	#5
Overflow Space Shuttle Aficionado Drives: 2016 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 30,897 View My Garage	That's awesome!!

09-25-2013, 03:12 PM	#6
Chevrolet Customer Svc Drives: GM Vehicles Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Michigan Posts: 9,327	Nice poem! Jessica Chevrolet Customer Care

09-25-2013, 03:37 PM	#8
Sikoriko Drives: 2011 V6 IOM Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,385 View My Garage	Santa is only used to reindeer power not horsepower.

09-26-2013, 12:00 AM	#10
derklug Drives: 12 Boss 302 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Grand Rapids, Mi Posts: 1,369	People who mention Christmas before Halloween should be made to wear pig intestine neck ties. Cute poem, though. __________________ The biggest mistakes in life come when you know exactly what you are doing.

11-12-2013, 05:32 AM	#11
sam5828 Drives: 2010 Camaro SS Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: proctorville OH Posts: 103	Ok its closer now lol Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 2