First Production Nissan Juke-R Ready For Delivery - Page 2

Overflow · 10-17-2012, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Silverlsinva

Id rock it all day long and say bye bye to alot of unsuspecting super cars and muscle cars I like the unique and odd stuff that is kinda sleeperish.

It could beat most Camaros out there.

TheReaper · 10-17-2012, 07:30 PM

It's more like a Joke-R.

_Nick_ · 10-17-2012, 08:35 PM

Good lord, that's almost as stupid as their convertible Rogue.

*The_Blur* · 10-17-2012, 08:46 PM

No amount of performance can fix my now-broken optical nerves after looking at the Juke-R. I thought I had recovered completely from my first time looking at a Juke, but I was apparently wrong. After coming upon this thread with a faint hope that Nissan would have improved the catastrophically awful sheet metal cladding the Juke, but I clicked only to find myself retching violently as I dropped to the floor, stricken with horror as I came to see the ugliness that Nissan allowed to be produced. Minutes later, my face red and sweaty from this horrible experience I finally gathered myself together enough to post this response. I hope you enjoyed reading it.

Captain Awesome · 10-17-2012, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Richy_Rich

Yes!

Something tells me you could do that for a lot less than $600K, using a different car that doesn't start out looking like it was in a wreck.

Overflow · 10-17-2012, 08:57 PM

You guys do know the front bumper isn't Nissans?

Captain Awesome · 10-17-2012, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Overflow

You guys do know the front bumper isn't Nissans?

Who is it then? Satan's?

Overflow · 10-17-2012, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Awesome

Who is it then? Satan's?

I don't know who's it is, I've just heard from a couple sources that the body kit was tweaked.

drummer5679 · 10-18-2012, 01:34 AM

I read the tagline on this article and it made me laugh and then think of this thread.

http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/c...t-r-2012-10-16

Brutal SS · 10-18-2012, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Blur

No amount of performance can fix my now-broken optical nerves after looking at the Juke-R. I thought I had recovered completely from my first time looking at a Juke, but I was apparently wrong. After coming upon this thread with a faint hope that Nissan would have improved the catastrophically awful sheet metal cladding the Juke, but I clicked only to find myself retching violently as I dropped to the floor, stricken with horror as I came to see the ugliness that Nissan allowed to be produced. Minutes later, my face red and sweaty from this horrible experience I finally gathered myself together enough to post this response. I hope you enjoyed reading it.

It should be called the "Nissan Puke-R"

pyr0b0y · 10-18-2012, 02:14 AM

I think the idea behind the 'Joke-R' is good, but they could have chosen a better model to do the build, like a Nissan Altima Coupe-R, now that would be something people would buy....as long as it wasn't $600k.

They improved on the look of the Juke, but not by much...

Tysen · 10-18-2012, 02:16 AM

Who would pay that much for a Nissan Puke? Crazy.

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drummer5679 Drives: 2005 Infiniti G35 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Carrollton, TX Posts: 390	I read the tagline on this article and it made me laugh and then think of this thread. http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/c...t-r-2012-10-16