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09-12-2012, 11:26 PM
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some dumb florida laws...
It is illegal to sell your children. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P When having sex, only the missionary position is legal wtfbbq?!......It is considered an offense to shower naked
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09-12-2012, 11:27 PM
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a couple more...
Oral sex is illegal. You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. damn, florida sucks. lmao
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09-12-2012, 11:27 PM
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Don't move to Florida now, lol
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09-12-2012, 11:28 PM
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 already resigned and have a job in florida!Quote:
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09-12-2012, 11:28 PM
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Sounds like good reading fun, though....unless that is illegal somewhere. 
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09-12-2012, 11:30 PM
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Read WV
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09-12-2012, 11:30 PM
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fielder did you ever make that burnout video yet
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09-12-2012, 11:30 PM
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dumb rhode island laws:
Cap guns are illegal No one may bite off another�s leg. Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left.
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09-12-2012, 11:32 PM
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dammit, no leg biting, lol
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09-12-2012, 11:33 PM
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Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars. (Repealed 2010).....$20, really? lmao It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. Roadkill may be taken home for supper. Whistling underwater is prohibited
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09-12-2012, 11:33 PM
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In norfolk va you can't sit on a seagull
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09-12-2012, 11:36 PM
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nevada
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
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