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Ice Demon · 05-18-2012, 02:00 PM

Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A. It doesn't matter what you call him he is not coming.

Monchy36 · 05-18-2012, 02:01 PM

Q: What is the best definition of a mixed emotion?
A: Watching the mother-in-law reverse off a cliff driving your brand new Camaro.

Monchy36 · 05-18-2012, 02:10 PM

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. He sleeps at night.

Ice Demon · 05-18-2012, 02:12 PM

Q. What do you call a boomerang what doesn't come back?
A. A stick

Rencor · 05-18-2012, 02:29 PM

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

2010 SSRS · 05-18-2012, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice Demon

Q. What do you call a boomerang what doesn't come back?
A. A stick

PQ · 05-18-2012, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coltrane

True. Ask the Secret Service!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Monchy36

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. Meth.

Fixed.

Rencor · 05-18-2012, 02:45 PM

Rencor · 05-18-2012, 02:50 PM

Ladybugsmom · 05-18-2012, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overflow

Here's one I found..

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

I'm laughing so hard right now that my husband is looking at me like I've lost my mind...

Flash-SS · 05-18-2012, 10:25 PM

Q. Why does a chicken coupe only have 2 doors?

A. If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.

***Warning, slightly vulgar***

Q. What's the difference between a lost golf ball and a female equestrian?

A. A lost golf ball is a hunt on a course...

PQ · 05-18-2012, 10:26 PM

90503 · 05-18-2012, 11:02 PM

Q. Whey do they bury people on the side of a hill?

A. Because they are dead.

Ladybugsmom · 05-22-2012, 02:43 AM

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags", and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", then what are the Tennessee Titans??

05-18-2012, 02:00 PM	#29
Ice Demon Drives: 2010 Camaro SS Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 1,098 View My Garage	Q. What do you call a dog with no legs? A. It doesn't matter what you call him he is not coming. __________________ Mods: "Cam Only"

05-18-2012, 02:01 PM	#30
Monchy36 ZLT!!! COTW (8/5/13) Drives: 2011 IOM 1LT RS M6 Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Slatington, PA Posts: 4,773	Q: What is the best definition of a mixed emotion? A: Watching the mother-in-law reverse off a cliff driving your brand new Camaro. __________________ My Journal:http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213787

05-18-2012, 02:10 PM	#31
Monchy36 ZLT!!! COTW (8/5/13) Drives: 2011 IOM 1LT RS M6 Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Slatington, PA Posts: 4,773	Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. He sleeps at night. __________________ My Journal:http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=213787

05-18-2012, 02:12 PM	#32
Ice Demon Drives: 2010 Camaro SS Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 1,098 View My Garage	Q. What do you call a boomerang what doesn't come back? A. A stick __________________ Mods: "Cam Only"

05-18-2012, 02:29 PM	#33
Rencor Drives: 2011 Camaro 2SS RS Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Jupiter, FL Posts: 480	Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. __________________

05-18-2012, 10:25 PM	#39
Flash-SS Drives: 2010 2SS Grey/silver stripes Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Navarre, FL Posts: 142	Q. Why does a chicken coupe only have 2 doors? A. If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan. *Warning, slightly vulgar* Q. What's the difference between a lost golf ball and a female equestrian? A. A lost golf ball is a hunt on a course... __________________ 2010 2SS LS3/ Custom painted gunmetal grey with "ghost" silver stripes / Roto-Fab CAI / Skip shift eleminator / Barton short throw shifter / 20% tint / muffler delete / ******** stealth enclosure with JL Audio 8W7 powered by a JL Audio J2 500.1

05-18-2012, 10:26 PM	#40
PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	__________________

05-18-2012, 11:02 PM	#41
90503 Drives: 2011 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Torrance Posts: 14,564	Q. Whey do they bury people on the side of a hill? A. Because they are dead.

05-22-2012, 02:43 AM	#42
Ladybugsmom Older than I look.... Drives: 2010 VR Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Washington Posts: 6,481 View My Garage	If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags", and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", then what are the Tennessee Titans?? __________________ High Heels and Fast Wheels!!