Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars - Page 1367

trnsxck · 01-08-2012, 02:07 AM

Clean up isle 5 clean up isle 5 please

hotrodsally · 01-08-2012, 08:54 AM

(LBM, I said this was gonna happen.)

Guys, here you go. Please wipe up all your .

lightning · 01-08-2012, 01:21 PM

Oh, OK, head between knees. Let me catch my breath. Where's the oxygen bottle? I feel a little better now. . Just took me by surprise that's all. LBM, You posted a pic of that skinny little model in that jacket..... I just kind of went... meh, hope they don't pay too much for that thing. Holy hot rods and Camaros Batman. They should have had a REAL WOMAN modeling that thing. LBM, that poor skinny little model is eating her skinny little heart out right now. You rock that jacket and boots. I think Lightning can probably be in Seattle in a few minutes. (Let's see what's the federal sentence for kidnapping..... hmmmm, no all-male jury would convict me.)

Engaging interstallar overdri......

sugar'n'spice · 01-08-2012, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lightning

Oh, OK, head between knees. Let me catch my breath. Where's the oxygen bottle? I feel a little better now. . Just took me by surprise that's all. LBM, You posted a pic of that skinny little model in that jacket..... I just kind of went... meh, hope they don't pay too much for that thing. Holy hot rods and Camaros Batman. They should have had a REAL WOMAN modeling that thing/SIZE]. LBM, that poor skinny little model is eating her skinny little heart out right now. You rock that jacket and boots. I think Lightning can probably be in Seattle in a few minutes. (Let's see what's the federal sentence for kidnapping..... hmmmm, no all-male jury would convict me.)

Engaging interstallar overdri......

Jay...get yourself together man...stop losing your oxygen bottle !

Mr Twisty · 01-08-2012, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lightning

Oh, OK, head between knees. Let me catch my breath. Where's the oxygen bottle? I feel a little better now. . Just took me by surprise that's all. LBM, You posted a pic of that skinny little model in that jacket..... I just kind of went... meh, hope they don't pay too much for that thing. Holy hot rods and Camaros Batman. They should have had a REAL WOMAN modeling that thing/SIZE]. LBM, that poor skinny little model is eating her skinny little heart out right now. You rock that jacket and boots. I think Lightning can probably be in Seattle in a few minutes. (Let's see what's the federal sentence for kidnapping..... hmmmm, no all-male jury would convict me.)

Engaging interstallar overdri......

How many wives do you have now???

hotrodsally · 01-08-2012, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

How many wives do you have now???

TWISTY!!!!!

That is....

so...

so...

(What's the Word I'm looking for...)

Oh Yeah...TWISTED!!!!!

Mr Twisty · 01-08-2012, 03:59 PM

Hey, it's legal in Utah, I hear

Who am I kidding, two women would kill me dead

With envy · 01-08-2012, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

Kind of a yucky day, so Ladybug stayed in the garage, but here's a pic of me and my new boots and jacket!

Now I see why you come here. It's for all your adoring fans!

sugar'n'spice · 01-08-2012, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

Hey, it's legal in Utah, I hear

Who am I kidding, two women would kill me dead

Actually, only one can do that....I watch CSI...you know.

Mr Twisty · 01-08-2012, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sugar'n'spice

Actually, only one can do that....I watch CSI...you know.

Mr Twisty · 01-08-2012, 06:23 PM

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.

So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.

The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.

This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"

The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.

He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.

He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

SSBUSDRVR · 01-08-2012, 09:40 PM

LOL Must be old and stupid or old and tired or old, stupid and tired. Took a few reads to get it

LOL

Mr Twisty · 01-08-2012, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SSBUSDRVR

LOL Must be old and stupid or old and tired or old, stupid and tired. Took a few reads to get it

LOL

I'll fix it for ya.... gimme a minute.

Mr Twisty · 01-08-2012, 09:44 PM

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.

So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.

The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.

This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"

The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.

He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.

He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

01-08-2012, 08:54 AM	#19126
hotrodsally The Legend Lives On Drives: 2011 Camaro 2LT/RS SIM Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,776	(LBM, I said this was gonna happen.) Guys, here you go. Please wipe up all your . __________________ *Viva Las Vegas!* Last edited by hotrodsally; 01-08-2012 at 01:56 PM.

01-08-2012, 01:21 PM	#19127
lightning Lightning & Thunder Drives: 2010 SIM 1SS Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Utah Posts: 2,691 View My Garage	Oh, OK, head between knees. Let me catch my breath. Where's the oxygen bottle? I feel a little better now. . Just took me by surprise that's all. LBM, You posted a pic of that skinny little model in that jacket..... I just kind of went... meh, hope they don't pay too much for that thing. Holy hot rods and Camaros Batman. They should have had a REAL WOMAN modeling that thing. LBM, that poor skinny little model is eating her skinny little heart out right now. You rock that jacket and boots. I think Lightning can probably be in Seattle in a few minutes. (Let's see what's the federal sentence for kidnapping..... hmmmm, no all-male jury would convict me.) Engaging interstallar overdri...... __________________ Time is the only thing we really own. Use yours wisely. Last edited by lightning; 01-08-2012 at 11:03 PM.

01-08-2012, 03:59 PM	#19131
Mr Twisty Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008 Location: OK Posts: 14,763	Hey, it's legal in Utah, I hear Who am I kidding, two women would kill me dead __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin lib·er·ty /ˈlibərdē/ noun 1. the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views

01-08-2012, 06:23 PM	#19135
Mr Twisty Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008 Location: OK Posts: 14,763	A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says. This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?" The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net. He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin lib·er·ty /ˈlibərdē/ noun 1. the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views

01-08-2012, 09:40 PM	#19136
SSBUSDRVR Drives: '11 2SS/RS IBM/BLK M6 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Central FL Posts: 3,746 View My Garage	LOL Must be old and stupid or old and tired or old, stupid and tired. Took a few reads to get it LOL __________________ '11 IBM 2SS/RS Built and Tuned by Vengeance Racing Vengeance PCM Vengeance Racing Mast Black Label LS7 Headed 416 ProCharger Stage II D1X Race ,Monster Triple,Alky Control Meth Inj, Forgestar F14 Drag Version and a bunch of other blah blah blah.838/688 at 12lbs Street Friendly

01-08-2012, 02:07 AM	#19125
trnsxck Drives: flintstone mobile Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Dark area of your mind Posts: 79	Clean up isle 5 clean up isle 5 please

01-08-2012, 09:44 PM	#19138
Mr Twisty Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008 Location: OK Posts: 14,763	A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says. This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?" The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net. He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin lib·er·ty /ˈlibərdē/ noun 1. the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views

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