PWA "The Lounge" PART 2

[helmincamaro]

hey joe (and others).... I need your professional opinions..... does this look fun to you?

[TOMS1SS]

Apparently narratives are a little too much for the Lounge to handle. Should I regale you all in the fable of a man, a QMT closet and a certain....malfunction?

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by TOMS1SS

I know what I'm getting on Tuesday now.

You should watch Cowboys & Aliens too. Nowhere near Tombstone, but I thought the combo of aliens/cowboys was cool. Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig played off one another well and Olivia Wylde was a treat to look at in HD.

[CamaroKid300]

Originally Posted by TOMS1SS

Circa 2005

I was a Loss Prevention Agent at the Dillard's in downtown Scottsdale. One day I get two kids both about 18 walking into the store with a Gap bag. One kid was a pudgy white kid dressed like a gangsta wannabee, the other was a skinny black kid. When they entered the store the white kid was carrying the Gap bag, like I very obvious it was empty.

Keep in mind as I tell this story this is a 400,000 square foot store. I was expecting these fine upstanding gentlemen to perhaps go to the Young Mens department to partake in theft of some of wears, I was wrong. These two walk right over to the Juniors and start looking at the skinny jeans. The white kid is particularly interested in the jeans so he hands his bag to the black kid. At this point the white kid finds something that he likes and shows the black kid, who nods in approval. It was at this point the white kid threw the jeans into the bag the black kid was now holding. This is where stuff started getting interesting.

Since I had concealment, in this particular establishment and with the state laws as such a stop inside the store could be made. I called my floor walker who just happened to be an off duty MCSO deputy from his sub-office in the Junior department. My floor walker goes to confront the two gentlemen when the black kid starts trying to fight.

Keep in mind this all going pretty fast, before I had a chance even to leave the office the tussle had reached the ground and out the parking garage door. All the while this confrontation with the black kid is going down, the white chuby kid is looking on bewildered. Eventually the white kid tries to make a dash for the main mall entrance, so I leave in pursuit while on the cell phone with Scottsdale PD. It was at this point that I get a call from my floor walker asking me to tell dispatch to send a paramedic to the parking garage. Given that my floor walker was in full uniform from his regular shift with MCSO, I suspected our black suspect may had met his untimely demise. At this point I informed dispatch of the situation and appraised them of the chubby white kid's location in the mall. I then went to the parking garage to render what assistance I could.

When I arrived in the parking garage I found my floor walker completely fine but with no shoplifter. I was quickly informed that our black suspect somehow was bleeding badly from unknown causes and that my floor walker discontinued pursuit when said suspect gained his second wind and fled. With the situation at hand me and my floor walker returned to the Juniors department to recover the Junior Jeans which were still laying on the floor in the Gap bag.

About five minutes later I get a call from the Scottsdale officers about a suspect matching the description on the Chubby White kid in front of the Motel 6 on Camelback Road. Scottsdale PD asked both me and my floor walker to come to the motel to make an identification. When we arrived the Chubby White kid was sitting on the curb while the Scottsdale officers were removing about 30 pairs of Juniors jeans from his car. After I made a positive identification, a Scottsdale office posed the question to the Chubby White kid "why are you stealing juniors jeans." The response from the Chubby White kid was "I like how they fit on my hips yo." It was at this time that we learned that the Chubby White kid and the Black kid were an item.

So when me and my floor walker thought the situation had been cleared Scottsdale PD informed us that the Black suspect had been located in the Food Court of the mall. Apparently when I called Scottsdale PD and stated that a deputy was being assaulted, they sent an entire division to the mall to assist us. When we arrived in the food court the Black suspect was in pretty rough shape, apparently he tried to fight Keno the police dog and lost. As a consequence of fighting Keno along with his previous injury of unknown origin the food court now had massive amounts of spilled blood all over the place. When I asked the Black suspect how he hurt his arm in the parking garage, he informed me that he tried to pick a car door with a switch blade and it went down his arm.

So in conclusion this was a only $69.99 dollar pair of jeans stolen from my store. All the havoc and chaos that ensued though was priceless, fond memories indeed.

DAMN!!!

That "item" was a double whammy....I'll just leave it at that.

I'm flabbergasted at the lengths people will go just to steal things of such small value.

[TOMS1SS]

Originally Posted by CamaroKid300

DAMN!!!

That "item" was a double whammy....I'll just leave it at that.

I'm flabbergasted at the lengths people will go just to steal things of such small value.

Nothing surprises me now, how can it after stuff like that over and over again?

[2010 SSRS]

Originally Posted by helmincamaro

hey joe (and others).... I need your professional opinions..... does this look fun to you?

Hell yea, that looks like lots of fun to me

[TOMS1SS]

Originally Posted by 2010 SSRS

Hell yea, that looks like lots of fun to me

Looks like every time I take my Camaro out.

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by Richard585

Happy Saturday fellow PWs...have a great day and a great weekend!!!

Welcome to The Lounge - Part 2!!!

[CamaroKid300]

Originally Posted by TOMS1SS

Nothing surprises me now, how can it after stuff like that over and over again?

I'm sure you've seen a bunch of crazy stuff.

Just today I was in a store looking for christmas CD's for a party and someone had broken into one case and taken out the CD....pathetic I tell you....a $6.99 CD.

[2010 SSRS]

Originally Posted by TOMS1SS

Looks like every time I take my Camaro out.

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by SWAT

Funny story

My wife & I were on our way to meet a couple friends tonight for dinner & drinks. I started singing this Christmas song that she hates. She asked that I behave & said "just pretend we are on our first date". The next business we approach, I start to pull over. She asks "what are you doing?" I said I'm pretending we're on our 1st date & I'm pulling over to get some stank finger!

LMAO!!!

[TOMS1SS]

Originally Posted by CamaroKid300

I'm sure you've seen a bunch of crazy stuff.

Just today I was in a store looking for christmas CD's for a party and someone had broken into one case and taken out the CD....pathetic I tell you....a $6.99 CD.

What can I say other than there are a lot of cheap pricks out there?

[Gigachip]

Yo~!

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by Gigachip

Yo~!