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11-12-2011, 08:06 PM
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el Ruco
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C'mon make some jokes on Ivas' mama. He don't mind.
Alright guys, on this thread, you share whatever new "Yo' mama" jokes you've heard or made up yourselves. In order to protect the delicate sensibilities of some in our forum, I propose that you limit your jokes to MY mother (that is Ivas' mama). Both she and I can take whatever you dish out, and laugh at it too.
Word your jokes: "Ivas' mama's so fat, so ugly, et cetera" You get the picture. I'll start: "Ivas' mama's so old she was a waitress at The Last Supper." 
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11-12-2011, 08:13 PM
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Ivas mom is so old she went to prom with Abe Lincoln.
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11-12-2011, 08:53 PM
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Ivas momma is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."
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11-12-2011, 09:53 PM
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Ivas mama so stupid, she thinks a can of alphabet soup is the new dictionary!
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11-12-2011, 09:55 PM
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Ivas's mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
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11-12-2011, 09:57 PM
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Ivas mama so fat, when she step on the scale, it saids "DAMMMNN" instead of a weight!
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11-12-2011, 09:57 PM
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Ivas mom is so dumb she thinks a Camaro V8 runs on vegetable juice.
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11-12-2011, 10:01 PM
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Ivas mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
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11-12-2011, 10:02 PM
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Ivas mama so poor, she put vegetable oil into her Camaro instead of regular!
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11-12-2011, 10:03 PM
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Ivas mama is so lame she is slapping her knees at all these jokes.
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11-12-2011, 10:16 PM
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Ivas mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
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11-13-2011, 10:25 AM
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Ivas' mama is so fat when she hauls ass it takes 2 trips!
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11-13-2011, 06:30 PM
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el Ruco
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11-13-2011, 06:39 PM
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Ivas' mama is sooooo big, she has her own zip code.
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