PWA "The Lounge" PART 2 - Page 4505

PoorMansCamaro · 11-03-2011, 09:05 AM

HOW TO START A FIGHT

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

________________________________

I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....

_______________________________

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed,

"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

________________________________

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...

________________________________

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started......

______________________________

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started........

________________________________

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started.

PoorMansCamaro · 11-03-2011, 09:07 AM

helmincamaro · 11-03-2011, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoorMansCamaro

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started.

PoorMansCamaro · 11-03-2011, 09:08 AM

bhall82 · 11-03-2011, 09:08 AM

hahhahahahahaaha OMFG that is hilarious

PoorMansCamaro · 11-03-2011, 09:09 AM

some final destination stuff right here.

jewel25 · 11-03-2011, 09:09 AM

LOL, I love it

helmincamaro · 11-03-2011, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoorMansCamaro

what was that white thing that came off him?

bhall82 · 11-03-2011, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoorMansCamaro

some final destination stuff right here.

Daaaaamn

Quote:

Originally Posted by helmincamaro

what was that white thing that came off him?

This

PoorMansCamaro · 11-03-2011, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by helmincamaro

what was that white thing that came off him?

a kippa

bhall82 · 11-03-2011, 09:15 AM

oooh. i bet he had a hell of a headache

jewel25 · 11-03-2011, 09:16 AM

We need to get to a new page the video is making my computer go crazy.

PoorMansCamaro · 11-03-2011, 09:17 AM

lol, my bad!

jewel25 · 11-03-2011, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoorMansCamaro

lol, my bad!

No it was cool.

11-03-2011, 09:05 AM	#63057
PoorMansCamaro Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: PA Posts: 57,201	HOW TO START A FIGHT My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started... ________________________________ I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started..... _______________________________ My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started... ________________________________ My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started... ________________________________ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started...... ______________________________ My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." And then the fight started........ ________________________________ I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?' That's how the fight started. __________________

11-03-2011, 09:09 AM	#63062
PoorMansCamaro Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: PA Posts: 57,201	some final destination stuff right here. __________________

11-03-2011, 09:09 AM	#63063
jewel25 Mother of PWA Babies Drives: 2011 RJT 2LT/RS Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Central Pennsylvania Posts: 37,115 View My Garage	LOL, I love it __________________ Jewel & PMC's Build Thread

11-03-2011, 09:16 AM	#63068
jewel25 Mother of PWA Babies Drives: 2011 RJT 2LT/RS Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Central Pennsylvania Posts: 37,115 View My Garage	We need to get to a new page the video is making my computer go crazy. __________________ Jewel & PMC's Build Thread

11-03-2011, 09:17 AM	#63069
PoorMansCamaro Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: PA Posts: 57,201	lol, my bad! __________________

11-03-2011, 09:07 AM	#63058
PoorMansCamaro Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: PA Posts: 57,201	__________________

11-03-2011, 09:08 AM	#63060
PoorMansCamaro Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: PA Posts: 57,201	__________________

11-03-2011, 09:08 AM	#63061
bhall82 Account Suspended Drives: 2011 SS/RS Join Date: May 2011 Location: North Carolina Posts: 15,241	hahhahahahahaaha OMFG that is hilarious

11-03-2011, 09:15 AM	#63067
bhall82 Account Suspended Drives: 2011 SS/RS Join Date: May 2011 Location: North Carolina Posts: 15,241	oooh. i bet he had a hell of a headache

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