Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars

[GearHeadPeter]

Originally Posted by lightning

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly



A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked,
“How can you tell them apart?”



He responded,
“3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.”

The husband will be getting out of the hospital at the end of the week.

[dianeokie]

Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

I was a bad bad Camaromom yesterday, and opted for nap therapy instead of Camaro therapy. Please don't ban me!!!!

So now we start another week that's going to feel longer than it is. BUT, there are TWO bright sides! One Monday, one Friday..... Monday (tonight) is the Janet Jackson concert. I'm taking my BFF and her 2 youngest (my goddaughters) - I'm so excited to see Janet - Ms Jackson if you're nasty - dance! Friday is the last preseason football game - Seahawks vs Raiders! It's always fun to go to the game when the Raiders are in town - their fans can be so mean, and they really get put in their place in Seattle - usually jail
Happy Monday everyone!

Good Morning all.......LBM, sounds like things are on the upswing. Activities tend to bring our mood up!

[lightning]

!

[race29]

Back to reality.....

[RubyCamaro]

Originally Posted by Darth_Emma

I agree. I have taken almost all the chrome off the exterior of my car. The only real "bling" I have is under the hood.

Looks nice! Not over done, just right.

[dianeokie]

Originally Posted by lightning

!

Lightning!

Happy Tuesday All.............in meetings all day..........have to catch y'all on the iphone!

[Ladybugsmom]

After seeing Janet jackson last night, my middle goddaughter now wants to be one of Ms Jackson's back up dancers. They didn't do anything she's not already capable of, so I told her to keep working hard and GO FOR IT! This is Shyann:



It's greeat to see her so inspired!

[lightning]

Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

After seeing Janet jackson last night, my middle goddaughter now wants to be one of Ms Jackson's back up dancers. They didn't do anything she's not already capable of, so I told her to keep working hard and GO FOR IT! This is Shyann:



It's greeat to see her so inspired!

WOW!

[lightning]

I'm studying accounting at a local community college. My instructor says that to become a CPA - "you first have to fail the personality section on the morticians licensing exam."

[dianeokie]

Wow........have we chased everyone away

In full blown plan for the camp out at Atlanta Motor Speedway mode! Can't wait for the weekend, three days of racing AND Lynyrd Skynyrd in concert......woo hoo

Ok, what's everyone else got planned??????

[CC Performance]

had baseball practice ... no fear !

[hotrodsally]

Hi guys, Happy Tuesday night

Originally Posted by lightning

I'm studying accounting at a local community college. My instructor says that to become a CPA - "you first have to fail the personality section on the morticians licensing exam."

I think that may be true for just about any "certified" anybody. The rigors they endure makes 'em all-work-and-no-play dull. I know... just call me certified....

Originally Posted by dianeokie

Wow........have we chased everyone away

In full blown plan for the camp out at Atlanta Motor Speedway mode! Can't wait for the weekend, three days of racing AND Lynyrd Skynyrd in concert......woo hoo

Ok, what's everyone else got planned??????

Sounds like beaucoup fun.

[dianeokie]

Taken from the gifts for men thread:

Gifts for Men
If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his
car. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of de-icer or
something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts
for their cars. No one knows why.

If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with
the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two
words. "Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. By-the-
way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" No one
knows why.

When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter
if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he
has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many
cordless drills. Again, no one knows why.

Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men
bathrobes. I was told that if God had wanted men to wear
bathrobes, he wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts.

Do not buy a man any of those fancy liqueurs. If you do, it
will sit in a cupboard for 23 years. Real men drink whiskey
or beer.

Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after shave
or deodorant. I'm told they do not stink - they are earthy.

Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills.
Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely
everywhere. "Socks. Shorts. Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink."
You get the idea. No one knows why.

Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required"
on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always
have parts left over.

Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works,
Parr Lumber, Home Depot, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and
Les Schwab Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears' Clearance
Centers are also excellent men's stores. It doesn't matter
if he doesn't know what it is. "From NAPA Auto,eh? Must be
something I need. Hey! Isn't this a starter for a '68 Ford
Fairlane? Wow! Thanks."

Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook - but they will
barbecue. Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound pro-
pane tank. Tell him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill! The
challenge! Who wants a hamburger?"

Tickets to an NFL game are a smart gift. However, he
will not appreciate tickets to "A Retrospective of 19th
Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.

Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a chain-
saw. If you don't know why - please refer to rule above about
what happens when he gets a label maker.

It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum
extension ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It
must be an extension ladder. No one knows why.

Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins,
or at least The Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred
feet of 3/8" manilla rope. No one knows why.

I can think of a few other things too...but I won't repeat them here........

[Pro Street]

Originally Posted by dianeokie

Wow........have we chased everyone away

In full blown plan for the camp out at Atlanta Motor Speedway mode! Can't wait for the weekend, three days of racing AND Lynyrd Skynyrd in concert......woo hoo

Ok, what's everyone else got planned??????

Here!
Have fun!!!
It has been a busy and hot week!!! Ready for the long weekend!!!