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08-25-2011, 06:16 AM
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Drives: 2010 Camaro 2LT/Fully Loaded Join Date: Jan 2010
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0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. 
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08-25-2011, 06:34 AM
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Drives: 2000 Camaro SS Join Date: Feb 2010
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08-25-2011, 07:42 AM
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Drives: All Black Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: NWO Toledo Area
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come on really?
Were you born yesterday? I wasn't 
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08-25-2011, 08:12 AM
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knows 2 facts about ducks
Drives: ...and they're both wrong Join Date: Aug 2009
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08-25-2011, 12:52 PM
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Master of All Things
Drives: '26 Corvette Stingray Join Date: Jul 2009
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 something tells me he WASN'T getting any for a LONG TIME!!
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08-25-2011, 03:37 PM
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DANNGG!!
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08-25-2011, 03:50 PM
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Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010
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That's a super slow scale...
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08-25-2011, 04:08 PM
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Drives: 2010 Camaro 1LT Red Jewel tintcoat Join Date: May 2010
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 That is just wrong. But funny Huh? 
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08-25-2011, 05:34 PM
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Thread Killer
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08-26-2011, 06:25 PM
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el Ruco
Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Fontana, CA
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What happened when the scale broke after the wife stepped on it longer than six seconds? Enquiring minds wanna' know?
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08-26-2011, 06:28 PM
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How about 0 to 200 in 1 second.
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08-26-2011, 06:29 PM
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Track > 1/4 Mile
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08-27-2011, 03:20 PM
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Go Harder Than Baltimore!
Drives: 2010 CGM Join Date: Jun 2010
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lol funny
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