Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars

[Ladybugsmom]

Originally Posted by GearHeadPeter

I'm not willing to fess up to anything, as it goes against my nature of being Sicilian.

I'm going to stay on your good side....

[Ladybugsmom]

Everyone must still be sleeping....
I'm off to work.... Have a great day!

[lightning]

LBM, I brought you a cup............

[Ladybugsmom]

Originally Posted by lightning

LBM, I brought you a cup............

Thanks! I needed that...

[remdds]

Japanese Hotel service

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo , Japan ..Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,'Manicures, $20.00'.
'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.

With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit........ which now had a button sewn neatly on the end..

[dianeokie]

WOW, that was funny!

However, this is NOT humping day, it's hump day (Wednesday)!

And lightning, procedure?

Originally Posted by remdds

Japanese Hotel service

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo , Japan ..Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.


WOW, that was funny

However, Wednesday is hump day, not humping day....

Happy HUMP day all!

Lightning, did you say procedure?
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,'Manicures, $20.00'.
'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.

With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit........ which now had a button sewn neatly on the end..

[CC Performance]

Originally Posted by dianeokie

Why thank you Lightning!



Whatcha waitin' for, no comments?

:updown:

[remdds]

Originally Posted by dianeokie

WOW, that was funny!

However, this is NOT humping day, it's hump day (Wednesday)!

YES, it is!

progressive participle of hump, as in to perform any arduous task, like getting through the middle of the week or carring some heavy bundle. What were you thinking?

[remdds]

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt
Ut-oh... I think our buddy Doc is drowning in a sea of Estrogen

Yes. Yes, I am. Glub. Glub. Gurgle. Gurgle.

[dianeokie]

Originally Posted by remdds

YES, it is!

progressive participle of hump, as in to perform any arduous task, like getting through the middle of the week or carring some heavy bundle. What were you thinking?

It's just sounds........wrong.........

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

I have a 20lb sledge hammer with "Win95 IRQ Conflict Fix-it Tool" written on the handle (it's a long handle). The technology is old but still works like a charm anytime I have a problem with a computer. Maybe it will work on the Interstellar Overdrive and ICD too?
All else fails switch to UNIX, ugly as hell but it will do anything you ask (ya just have to know how to ask for it).

Amazing that no matter what technology Geeks support, everyone uses the same 'suader
　
　
　

Originally Posted by lightning

I love ALL my gorgeous ladies on the ol' fartz thread!

Why, thank you Sheriff

Originally Posted by GearHeadPeter

I'm not willing to fess up to anything, as it goes against my nature of being Sicilian.

Any relation? lol

Originally Posted by remdds

Japanese Hotel service
A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo , Japan ..Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,'Manicures, $20.00'.
'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit........ which now had a button sewn neatly on the end..

ROLFLMAO
　
　

Originally Posted by dianeokie

WOW, that was funny!
However, this is NOT humping day, it's hump day (Wednesday)!
And lightning, procedure?

(A la Clint Eastwood, with his best "Dirty Harry" grimace) "Hump Day, Humping Day, Humpty Dumpty.... hell, it's all good!"

[lightning]

Hi Sally,

I got the Interstellar Overdrive and the Cloaking Device speaking to each other perfectly now!

It was actually fairly simple - you see they were each built on different planets and as a result did not speak quite the same language. The Overdrive was built on Mars and the Cloaking Device was built on Venus. So of course no one realised that a gender bias was built into the system. Each design team just assumed that the other would know how to speak their language. So, what I did was the opposite of what most seemingly incompatible devices would do. Most would introduce NEGATIVE feedback. Well, in these types of cases that simply results in increased cross-talk and less communication. What was REALLY required was POSITIVE feedback. Just a little tiny bit goes a long, long way. So, with the introduction of some miniturized flux capacitors inserted in both the address lines and the data lines providing a very small amount of positive feedback the IO and the CD are in complete harmony now. It is absolutely amazing what a little positive feedback will do.
Yes, this is a metaphor!!!


Whoo Hoo!!!!

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by lightning

Hi Sally,

I got the Interstellar Overdrive and the Cloaking Device speaking to each other perfectly now!

It was actually fairly simple - you see they were each built on different planets and as a result did not speak quite the same language. The Overdrive was built on Mars and the Cloaking Device was built on Venus. So of course no one realised that a gender bias was built into the system. Each design team just assumed that the other would know how to speak their language. So, what I did was the opposite of what most seemingly incompatible devices would do. Most would introduce NEGATIVE feedback. Well, in these types of cases that simply results in increased cross-talk and less communication. What was REALLY required was POSITIVE feedback. Just a little tiny bit goes a long, long way. So, with the introduction of some miniturized flux capacitors inserted in both the address lines and the data lines providing a very small amount of positive feedback the IO and the CD are in complete harmony now. It is absolutely amazing what a little positive feedback will do.
Yes, this is a metaphor!!!


Whoo Hoo!!!!

You know Sheriff, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were talking about men and women....I saw your invisible ink message


Glad they're talkin' to each other... Now, how the heck do we hook it up to the fuse harness? Maybe we need to ask CC.

CC, you out there?

[lightning]

Originally Posted by hotrodsally

You know Sheriff, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were talking about men and women....


Glad they're talkin' to each other... Now, how the heck do we hook it up to the fuse harness? Maybe we need to ask CC.

CC, you out there?

HotRodSally, you're cute! Yep, I think we need a professional to get this set of stuff installed correctly. I've just got it all sitting on the front seat with wires running everywhere.........