CALIFORNIA WTF !!!!!!

[Camarino]

STOOOOOOOOOPID!!!!!!!!!!! lol
seriously though WOW

[TJ91]

This is just getting out of hand now

[KoTToN]

i think if this passes im going to go to the junk yard and rip out every AC unit I can and spread it around my front yard to air condition my plants during summer. Of course I will power them with individually powered generators with a banks module to blow out as much black smoke as possible.

[steelmart]

How many tax dollars did they waste on this stupid idea?

[kopacko]

Originally Posted by Emher

Okay, California just got scratched of the list of potential places to live...

Seriously? It took this long to remove it from your list?

[PQ]

Remember 'Demolition Man' with Welsey Snipes and Stallone?

California is becoming Coctos city. I would live down with Dennis Leary and the free people.

"John Sparton, that will be a fine of 3 credits for violation of the language rule"

:upset:

[CaptianSam]

Originally Posted by Supermans

California has officially gone communist... So by having a white car instead of a black one, perhaps it is a few degree's cooler..When you get in either car, you are going to turn the AC on full blast anyways so it doesn't matter!!!!!! This is ridiculous..

MOTHER F'ING

[Jeffro19]

Thats about the stupiest thing I have ever heard. That will never fly.

[Camaroyoung]

California has got some seriously disabled thinking politicians!

[Rodrunner]

I also just read today they are thinking about banning TVs over 40" because of their energy consumption. They are beyond stupidity, rapidly approaching absurdity. As Arnold himself said...Get Out!

[Supermans]

Originally Posted by bob2the2nd

the dihydrogen monoxide ban was just a joke that was going around, its obvious no one would ever do that.

that said this is stupid, but there are easy ways around this. the loophole in this is that it only has to reflect X amount of light, it doesn't say visible light and the light spectrum is um.. pretty Fing big. So get a shiny car that reflects and problem solved.

Finally can we please stop saying this is liberals or conservatives on this board as a sterotype. Not everyone that is conservative is a redneck and not everyone that is a liberal is a hippie, in fact only a small percentage of either side is really off their rockers and thats who you hear about the most.

Let's just say that extremist liberalism thinking is what is coming up with all these crazy environmental ideas that are trying to become law. I'm all for a cleaner environment and some liberal ideas I agree with, however some ideas just take it to another level.. These are all real current laws in California below..

Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.


Bathhouses are against the law.


In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.


No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.


Women may not drive in a house coat.


It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Arcadia
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Alhambra
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.


Baldwin Park

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Belvedere
City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.”

Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

Burlingame
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

Carmel

Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)


Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

Chico
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Downey
It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).

Hollywood
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Lafayette
You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.

Lodi
It is illegal to own or sell “Silly String”.

Lompoc
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

Long Beach
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.


Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.

Los Angeles
Toads may not be licked.


You may not hunt moths under a street light.


It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.


You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.


Zoot suits are prohibited.


It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.


It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

Ontario
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.


Pacific Grove

Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

Palm Springs
It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.

Pasadena
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Prunedale
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.

Redlands

Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.

Riverside
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock.

San Diego
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.


It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.

San Francisco
Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.


Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.


It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.


It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.

San Jose
It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595

Santa Monica
You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

Temecula
Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

[upheval]

I will have to pay the state a visit when the law passes, in my black Camaro with open headers getting 5 miles to the gallon, a/c blasing windows open, real animal fur on the seats (maybe baby seal) with a stuffed condor for a hood ordimate, red wood trim on the dash, smoking a fatty, eating a tripple decker veal hamburger,and washing it down with a 40oz while I am doing burnouts in Yosemite............................ Jk

[JMAN311]

Hearing stuff like this about California reminds me of the Tool song Ænema. And it makes me want the lyrics to finally happen. Hope all you know how to swim

[Arioch]

This is pretty ridiculous. Our country continues towards its immenant collapse unless we the people quickly take it back from the idiots in power.

I think its great that people are finally recognizing that we have global warming. It took them long enough to admit things were changing. And I'm all for trying to be more friendly towards the environment (within common sense). However there is evidence that global warming is not caused by us. Its possible we could be accelerating it but multiple planets in the solar system are showing anamolous heating up trends and since we only live on Earth it becomse obvious that we are part of some kind of solar wide cyclic event. So trying to get hyper anal about ways to fix our contributions to global warmer is laughable. The energy should probably be put into understanding these cyclic patterns, looking into methods of sustaining ourselves (food, shelter, etc) in the face major weather changes, etc.