Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars - Page 1223

remdds · 08-19-2011, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

My dentist cracks jokes while I have that damn rubber dam in my mouth... I've inhaled my own spit a few times laughing at him... Have to admit, he's really funny, though...

I always try to keep 'em laughing too. Everybody seems to get stressed going to the dentist, so I try to keep it as light and comfortable as possible. Blonde jokes I get in email, elephant jokes from a fourth grade elephant joke book (don't ask why I still remember 'em).
AND by the way... DAMN hot pic there chica! Time for me to go get a cold shower! Shiiiii*!

Sally: I'm here and

remdds · 08-19-2011, 11:28 AM

Know why elephants paint their toenails red?

To hide in cherry tres.

remdds · 08-19-2011, 11:29 AM

You know how Tarzan got killed?

Pickin' cherries.

remdds · 08-19-2011, 11:34 AM

Know how you can tell a blonde has been at your computer?

There's wite-out all over the screen.
(you have to be old to understand that one. Old enough to remember what a typewriter is at least. And, Don't get mad at me blondes. You can substitute redhead if you like. My wife is blonde... so I have been given permission to use 'em)

remdds · 08-19-2011, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

Why does the DDS stick all kinda stuff in your mouth then say... "So, did you see the game last night?"

They teach us a class in dental school called: Understanding Mumble. Go ahead and answer him/her. When I taught dental school, and had to sub in that class, I'd keep a couple of jawbreakers in my mouth.

lightning · 08-19-2011, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by remdds

Know how you can tell a blonde has been at your computer?

There's wite-out all over the screen.
(you have to be old to understand that one. Old enough to remember what a typewriter is at least. And, Don't get mad at me blondes. You can substitute redhead if you like. My wife is blonde... so I have been given permission to use 'em)

I think what you mean is a blonde old fartette. As in the following pic -

remdds · 08-19-2011, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lightning

I think what you mean is a blonde old fartette. As in the following pic -

That's her! I knew it! She should be using screen-out instead. Wanna borrow a bottle. My wife has a case.

lightning · 08-19-2011, 11:59 AM

Good morning ol' Farts and gorgeous young ladies. I would like to introduce you to the 'other' car in my life. This is Ol' Texas Red. My dad named this car. He found him rusting away in a junk yard in 1978. Brought him home and started restoring him. When dad got so old he didn't have the energy to mess with him anymore he gave Ol' Texas Red to me. I took this picture some years ago. I have other pictures of him, even newer ones but I think this is the only one with me in it.

lightning · 08-19-2011, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

Happy Friday everyone!!!!!!

Here's my Friday pic.......

OH

MY

HECK!!!

Lady

Bugs

Mom!!!!

You could set a house on fire without matches or accelerant! In a pouring rainstorm!

I think I'm in LOVE & LUST. Can I move to Washington?

CC Performance · 08-19-2011, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

Happy Friday everyone!!!!!!

Here's my Friday pic.......

race29 · 08-19-2011, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lightning

Good morning ol' Farts and gorgeous young ladies. I would like to introduce you to the 'other' car in my life. This is Ol' Texas Red. My dad named this car. He found him rusting away in a junk yard in 1978. Brought him home and started restoring him. When dad got so old he didn't have the energy to mess with him anymore he gave Ol' Texas Red to me. I took this picture some years ago. I have other pictures of him, even newer ones but I think this is the only one with me in it.

Love it!

Mr Twisty · 08-19-2011, 12:42 PM

you have a small fortune just in SS trim on that 57 chebby ... sweet

dianeokie · 08-19-2011, 01:35 PM

I have nothing..........

Can't post my Friday pic til later.......at work now..........

LBM

, that's sexy!

Lightning.......that's an awesome picture, but you're on a hill

, ummmmm, mountain??????

sugar, it is Friday,

remdds, are you doing jokes instead of pics? Guess some of our guys like the jokes better than the pics.

CC Performance · 08-19-2011, 01:42 PM

Love the car lightning !

08-19-2011, 11:28 AM	#17110
remdds Floss 'em if you got 'em! Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS L99 CGM Join Date: May 2011 Location: West Tennessee Posts: 177	Know why elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry tres. __________________ 2010 Camaro 2SS/RS, L99, with K&N CAI, CGM w/silver stripes, chromed tail bezels painted, window tint. Wish List: ZL1 (CGM?)

08-19-2011, 11:29 AM	#17111
remdds Floss 'em if you got 'em! Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS L99 CGM Join Date: May 2011 Location: West Tennessee Posts: 177	You know how Tarzan got killed? Pickin' cherries. __________________ 2010 Camaro 2SS/RS, L99, with K&N CAI, CGM w/silver stripes, chromed tail bezels painted, window tint. Wish List: ZL1 (CGM?)

08-19-2011, 11:34 AM	#17112
remdds Floss 'em if you got 'em! Drives: 2010 Camaro 2SS L99 CGM Join Date: May 2011 Location: West Tennessee Posts: 177	Know how you can tell a blonde has been at your computer? There's wite-out all over the screen. (you have to be old to understand that one. Old enough to remember what a typewriter is at least. And, Don't get mad at me blondes. You can substitute redhead if you like. My wife is blonde... so I have been given permission to use 'em) __________________ 2010 Camaro 2SS/RS, L99, with K&N CAI, CGM w/silver stripes, chromed tail bezels painted, window tint. Wish List: ZL1 (CGM?)

08-19-2011, 11:59 AM	#17116
lightning Lightning & Thunder Drives: 2010 SIM 1SS Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Utah Posts: 2,691 View My Garage	Good morning ol' Farts and gorgeous young ladies. I would like to introduce you to the 'other' car in my life. This is Ol' Texas Red. My dad named this car. He found him rusting away in a junk yard in 1978. Brought him home and started restoring him. When dad got so old he didn't have the energy to mess with him anymore he gave Ol' Texas Red to me. I took this picture some years ago. I have other pictures of him, even newer ones but I think this is the only one with me in it. Attached Images __________________ Time is the only thing we really own. Use yours wisely.

08-19-2011, 12:42 PM	#17120
Mr Twisty Drives: the 2nd amendment home Join Date: May 2008 Location: OK Posts: 14,763	you have a small fortune just in SS trim on that 57 chebby ... sweet __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin lib·er·ty /ˈlibərdē/ noun 1. the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views

08-19-2011, 01:35 PM	#17121
dianeokie Going places Drives: 2011 2LT/RS Victory Red Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 4,897 View My Garage	I have nothing.......... Can't post my Friday pic til later.......at work now.......... LBM, that's sexy! Lightning.......that's an awesome picture, but you're on a hill , ummmmm, mountain?????? sugar, it is Friday, remdds, are you doing jokes instead of pics? Guess some of our guys like the jokes better than the pics. __________________ "just stay with traffic, you'll be fine". = famous last words

08-19-2011, 01:42 PM	#17122
CC Performance Account Suspended Drives: 99 Camaro SS, 79 z28, 70 GTX Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: ST Helens, OR Posts: 1,759	Love the car lightning !

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