Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars

[remdds]

Originally Posted by Dianeoakie

"Hump Day" is different than "Humping Day", I think............

Different only if you don't do it on Wednesday.

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by remdds

Joke for humping day:

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"

that's pretty funny, Doc (not to mention humping day)

Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69

.Grandma and grandpa were rocking on the front porch. Out of the blue grandma SLAPS grandpa...

Him: "OWW! What you hit me for, woman?"
Her: "That was for fitty years of BAD SEX"

He thinks on that for a minute, then WHAM! ... Knocks grandma plumb out of her chair!

Her: "OUCH! @#$%! What was THAT for?"
Him: "That's fer knowin' the difference."

My Dear Mr. Twisty, That's twisted

[lightning]

Whar is everbody???

[hotrodsally]

I'm here Jay. Happy hump night

How are you?

[lightning]

OH. Hello HotRod. I thought I was in DeathValley. Nobody around. I just came in from working on the lawn. Getting dark here. How are you doing tonight?

[hotrodsally]

Hangin' with my monsta's. I think only us Southwesties are online anymore tonight. Doc may show up later since he seems to be a night

Has it cooled down there yet? I'm so tired of triple digits...

[lightning]

Temp is in the low 80's here right now. Soft breeze coming down off the mountain is cooling things down right nice. Think I'm gonna watch me some telebision. How many monstas you got there?

[CC Performance]

coaching/managing baseball, we have practice 4 nights a week

[lightning]

Originally Posted by CC Performance

coaching/managing baseball, we have practice 4 nights a week

that be fun if it's not too hot!

[CC Performance]

its been warm no doubt but we need to work, so we make sure we take breaks and have them drink plenty of water

[lightning]

Originally Posted by CC Performance

its been warm no doubt but we need to work, so we make sure we take breaks and have them drink plenty of water

kids or adults?

[hotrodsally]

Originally Posted by lightning

Temp is in the low 80's here right now. Soft breeze coming down off the mountain is cooling things down right nice. Think I'm gonna watch me sometelebision. How many monstas you got there?

3 that own the place.... I just pay the bills

[lightning]

Originally Posted by hotrodsally

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3 that own the place.... I just pay the bills

Bwahahahahahaha

[CC Performance]

kids 10-12. fall ball