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Old 08-10-2011, 01:33 PM   #925
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A) Never race your woman unless you know you can win.

2) Never tell your buddies about it.
That about sums it up
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Old 08-10-2011, 02:23 PM   #926
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1, you shouldn't have raced.

Or B, you shouldn't have said anything on camaro5...

A lot of things you did wrong.
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I was trying to be nice. She was my girlfriend at the time.
key words there... lose to a girl... lose the girl

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A) Never race your woman unless you know you can win.

2) Never tell your buddies about it.





speaking from experience?
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Old 08-10-2011, 02:25 PM   #927
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A) Never race your woman unless you know you can win.

2) Never tell your buddies about it.

The question is... Did Bonnie even know you were racing?

Maybe that's C: don't tell her you're racing.
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Old 08-10-2011, 02:34 PM   #928
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speaking from experience?
Actually, Emma has it right below. LOL

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The question is... Did Bonnie even know you were racing?

Maybe that's C: don't tell her you're racing.


Fair enough.

I still gotta lose these donks to be 100% sure I'd beat her in an 1/8th mile on the street. We were at a stop light that dumps straight onto a 65 mph highway so we had nothing but road and side my side. She didn't have a clue. So I made her look the other way at just the right time and gassed on it.
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Old 08-10-2011, 02:37 PM   #929
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Actually, Emma has it right below. LOL



Fair enough.

I still gotta lose these donks to be 100% sure I'd beat her in an 1/8th mile on the street. We were at a stop light that dumps straight onto a 65 mph highway so we had nothing but road and side my side. She didn't have a clue. So I made her look the other way at just the right time and gassed on it.
Cheater! I'm tellin'! Bonnieeeee!
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Old 08-10-2011, 02:40 PM   #930
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Cheater! I'm tellin'! Bonnieeeee!
Oh, she knew instantly. I pointed, she looked, light turned green, I gassed on it, she was still at the light when she came visible in my rear view mirror.

Of course when she pulled into the driveway she said, "If that makes you feel good about it then fine, cheater."
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Old 08-10-2011, 02:57 PM   #931
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Oh, she knew instantly. I pointed, she looked, light turned green, I gassed on it, she was still at the light when she came visible in my rear view mirror.

Of course when she pulled into the driveway she said, "If that makes you feel good about it then fine, cheater."
tell Bonnie the same thing I told you.


There's two types of people in the world...


Cheaters and losers.
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Old 08-10-2011, 03:32 PM   #932
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tell Bonnie the same thing I told you.


There's two types of people in the world...


Cheaters and losers.
She's standing right here.



She told me maybe she will go and be a 'winner'.
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Old 08-10-2011, 04:23 PM   #933
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She's standing right here.



She told me maybe she will go and be a 'winner'.
so the tally would be even for wins and losses then?


would that make her bi-winning?






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Old 08-10-2011, 04:48 PM   #934
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Old 08-10-2011, 07:00 PM   #935
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You all are gonna' get a good laugh on Ivas, I feel it comin'. The word you use: "meme" indicates a behavior that a person is taught by another. OR, it is the French "même" which translates as "same". Neither one of 'em seems to cover how you fellahs are using the term.
To put it succinctly, "What chu' talkin' 'bout?"
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Old 08-10-2011, 07:03 PM   #936
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You all are gonna' get a good laugh on Ivas, I feel it comin'. The word you use: "meme" indicates a behavior that a person is taught by another. OR, it is the French "même" which translates as "same". Neither one of 'em seems to cover how you fellahs are using the term.
To put it succinctly, "What chu' talkin' 'bout?"
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Old 08-10-2011, 07:03 PM   #937
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Ok. Re-name the thread 'Funny picture and word combos'.

WGIS what it's called?
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Old 08-10-2011, 07:06 PM   #938
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so the tally would be even for wins and losses then?


would that make her bi-winning?

Only if she is "winning" with another woman!
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