Best and worst pick up lines? - Page 2

8cd03gro · 07-31-2011, 03:14 PM

The best way to pick up girls is to go to the bar with some good looking girls. One of my best friends since I was in middle school is super hot, but that ship sailed long ago and now we're just friends. We go to the bar all the time with my other friends and she'll literally start conversations with some girls that will result in them buying ME a drink. Pickup lines are garbage, you need a pickup girl LOL

NoSyT · 07-31-2011, 03:35 PM

I had a buddy that would walk up to a girl at the bar, lick her sleeve and then say "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."

...and I've seen that line actually work.

elpatofeo · 07-31-2011, 04:06 PM

Me: "you know what would look good on you? Me"

8cd03gro · 07-31-2011, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty D

I had a buddy that would walk up to a girl at the bar, lick her sleeve and then say "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."

...and I've seen that line actually work.

mywifesnameishonda · 07-31-2011, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishdadddy

You Wanna Dance? [No] You must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.

angie7 · 07-31-2011, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by metthem

Uhm, could you be a little more detailed? Im curious what it means to shove ones middle finger like it was a weiner?

Its an old joke when you shake someones hand, you put your middle finger between the hands and wiggle ur finger..suppose to be a haha funny type joke that its a penis.

Patrol.in.a.Camaro · 08-02-2011, 06:14 AM

Have never used before, but have heard..
-By chance, do you happen to work at Subway? Cause you definitely make mine a foot long.
-Do your parents work at a bakery together? Cause those are definitely the most delicious looking buns I've ever seen.

Dznts · 08-02-2011, 09:00 AM

Nice shoes... Wanna F@$&

motorhead · 08-02-2011, 09:11 AM

Hey baby ,why not go back to my place and talk about the first thing that pops up.

PoorMansCamaro · 08-02-2011, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by 8cd03gro

The best way to pick up girls is to go to the bar with some good looking girls. One of my best friends since I was in middle school is super hot, but that ship sailed long ago and now we're just friends. We go to the bar all the time with my other friends and she'll literally start conversations with some girls that will result in them buying ME a drink. Pickup lines are garbage, you need a pickup girl LOL

that's called a wingwoman or wingwomen.

ROD_SS · 08-02-2011, 11:09 AM

hey girl, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart

Dznts · 08-02-2011, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by 1stMARO

hey girl, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart

2010SSRSM6 · 08-02-2011, 11:22 AM

Do you taste as good as you look?

The Stig · 08-02-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 8cd03gro

The best way to pick up girls is to go to the bar with some good looking girls. One of my best friends since I was in middle school is super hot, but that ship sailed long ago and now we're just friends. We go to the bar all the time with my other friends and she'll literally start conversations with some girls that will result in them buying ME a drink. Pickup lines are garbage, you need a pickup girl LOL

The best wingman is a baby sister. I'm talking like younger than 14. Whenever I'm out walking with my sister at the mall or something, I swear more women come up to me than any other time of the day. The other option is a puppy, women love puppies. Science proved it.

07-31-2011, 04:06 PM	#17
elpatofeo LawBraker Drives: 10 SIM 2LT/RS & 2016 1SS Hyper Blue Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Fresno, CA. Posts: 910 View My Garage	Me: "you know what would look good on you? Me" __________________

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07-31-2011, 03:14 PM	#15
8cd03gro Drives: 2005 STi corn fed Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,997	The best way to pick up girls is to go to the bar with some good looking girls. One of my best friends since I was in middle school is super hot, but that ship sailed long ago and now we're just friends. We go to the bar all the time with my other friends and she'll literally start conversations with some girls that will result in them buying ME a drink. Pickup lines are garbage, you need a pickup girl LOL

07-31-2011, 03:35 PM	#16
NoSyT It's a Three Six, Vee Six Drives: '12 AGM 2LT/RS & '14 Silverado LTZ Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Fort Leonard Wood, MO Posts: 981 View My Garage	I had a buddy that would walk up to a girl at the bar, lick her sleeve and then say "Let's get you out of those wet clothes." ...and I've seen that line actually work.

08-02-2011, 09:00 AM	#22
Dznts Anabolic Connoisseur Drives: Sold - Blown Camaro 2SS/RS LS3 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 22,094	Nice shoes... Wanna F@$&

08-02-2011, 09:11 AM	#23
motorhead Drives: Love the one you're with Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Downtown Charlie Brown Posts: 11,849	Hey baby ,why not go back to my place and talk about the first thing that pops up.