Best and worst pick up lines?

=Stephens= · 07-30-2011, 09:17 PM

Tell me what you think is the best and worst or funniest pick up line you have used or heard?

bill2129 · 07-30-2011, 09:45 PM

Pick up lines suck all together. Any real ladies man knows pick u lines are a no no

ibeck · 07-30-2011, 10:12 PM

Not exactly a pick up line, but at a night out with some friends a couple months ago I went up to the bar and was trying to get a drink (I washed off the X's on my hands) and wound up next to a hot girl. While waiting for my drink I looked in her direction and tried to start up a conversation, and she immediately made a uh sound and rolled her eyes. I'm proud of how quick I reacted, and lucky because there was another hot girl right next to the one I was trying to talk to so I looked straight at the first one and said "Excuse me, what makes you think I'm talking to you?" and reached over and introduced myself to the other girl, who had heard the whole thing. Ended up getting her number too.

angie7 · 07-30-2011, 11:57 PM

Oh geez I have heard so many but probably the funniest was a man said he was a spy for the US gov't..seriously? I guess now he has to keel me

and to top it off, he had "Airborne" tattooed on one forearm and "Rangers" on the other. If he crossed his arms like "I love Jenie" it would have been perfect!!! That's one for the books!

Had one 2 nites ago grab my hand as I was walking by and he said "I don't think we have met" and I said "nope we sure havent" and he gave his name and said "I'll rock ur world" then shoved his middle finger like it was a weiner and wiggled it in my hand

I pulled my hand away and said "have fun by urself with that little thing" and walked out. Some men are such dirtbags.

PoorMansCamaro · 07-31-2011, 12:18 AM

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

metthem · 07-31-2011, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angie7

Oh geez I have heard so many but probably the funniest was a man said he was a spy for the US gov't..seriously? I guess now he has to keel me

and to top it off, he had "Airborne" tattooed on one forearm and "Rangers" on the other. If he crossed his arms like "I love Jenie" it would have been perfect!!! That's one for the books!

Had one 2 nites ago grab my hand as I was walking by and he said "I don't think we have met" and I said "nope we sure havent" and he gave his name and said "I'll rock ur world" then shoved his middle finger like it was a weiner and wiggled it in my hand

I pulled my hand away and said "have fun by urself with that little thing" and walked out. Some men are such dirtbags.

Uhm, could you be a little more detailed? Im curious what it means to shove ones middle finger like it was a weiner?

metthem · 07-31-2011, 09:01 AM

excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?? enough to brake the ice.

okyankee · 07-31-2011, 10:03 AM

are those space pants your wearing? because your ass is out of this world.

Fishdadddy · 07-31-2011, 10:10 AM

You Wanna Dance? [No] You must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.

RocketCutlass · 07-31-2011, 10:14 AM

Got some new love handles... Wanna try them out?

Terrible AND disgusting at the same time.

The Stig · 07-31-2011, 10:41 AM

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Nice shoes, wanna ****?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

That outfit would look great as a crumpled heap in the corner of my room

That shirts very becoming on you, of course if I was on you I'd be coming too.

If I had a list of things to do, on top would be you.

I'm Shindler, and you're on my list.

RocketCutlass · 07-31-2011, 10:53 AM

LMAO that last one was bad...

blgens · 07-31-2011, 12:19 PM

I had a woman walk up to me at the bar I was bouncing at and she looked me dead in the eye...engaged me...leaned in....and said:

Hey..Big Fella....Want to go halves on a baby?

Sarah · 07-31-2011, 12:59 PM

I dont get out enough to have pick up lines thrown at me like that anymore. The last time i was out, i went with my mom. ( I know that sounds funny, but she had me extremely young and she still look like she's in her early 30's enough to look like my sister.) She comes back to me after to talking to this guy excited and tells me that HE IS TRAINING FOR THE UFC.

I explain to her how it doesn't work like that (My husband fought professionally until he was 26.) and beg her never to go back over there for the rest of the night.

07-30-2011, 09:17 PM	#1
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07-30-2011, 10:12 PM	#3
ibeck OT's Most Wanted Drives: 2011 2LT RS, 2011 Legacy 2.5i Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: West Chester, OH Posts: 12,487 View My Garage	Not exactly a pick up line, but at a night out with some friends a couple months ago I went up to the bar and was trying to get a drink (I washed off the X's on my hands) and wound up next to a hot girl. While waiting for my drink I looked in her direction and tried to start up a conversation, and she immediately made a uh sound and rolled her eyes. I'm proud of how quick I reacted, and lucky because there was another hot girl right next to the one I was trying to talk to so I looked straight at the first one and said "Excuse me, what makes you think I'm talking to you?" and reached over and introduced myself to the other girl, who had heard the whole thing. Ended up getting her number too. __________________ 2011 SIM 2LT RS- Volant Powercore CAI, Poweraid Throttle Body Spacer, CNT Catback Exhaust, Passport Escort 9500i 2011 Legacy 2.5i- Floor mats. Oh and LED license plate bulbs. Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ibeck1013 Twitter: https://twitter.com/turkishbaus

07-30-2011, 11:57 PM	#4
angie7 Smoked by a GIRL Drives: 2014 2SS/RS Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Southern Indiana Posts: 3,748 View My Garage	Oh geez I have heard so many but probably the funniest was a man said he was a spy for the US gov't..seriously? I guess now he has to keel me and to top it off, he had "Airborne" tattooed on one forearm and "Rangers" on the other. If he crossed his arms like "I love Jenie" it would have been perfect!!! That's one for the books! Had one 2 nites ago grab my hand as I was walking by and he said "I don't think we have met" and I said "nope we sure havent" and he gave his name and said "I'll rock ur world" then shoved his middle finger like it was a weiner and wiggled it in my hand I pulled my hand away and said "have fun by urself with that little thing" and walked out. Some men are such dirtbags. __________________ 2014 2SS/RS Summit White w/ IOM interior "Powder 2.0"

07-31-2011, 12:18 AM	#5
PoorMansCamaro Drives: Really Slow Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: PA Posts: 57,201	What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless. Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down . I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be. that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be? __________________

07-31-2011, 10:41 AM	#11
The Stig knows 2 facts about ducks Drives: ...and they're both wrong Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The HMS Invincible Posts: 25,072 View My Garage	Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Nice shoes, wanna ****? If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together That outfit would look great as a crumpled heap in the corner of my room That shirts very becoming on you, of course if I was on you I'd be coming too. If I had a list of things to do, on top would be you. I'm Shindler, and you're on my list. __________________

07-30-2011, 09:45 PM	#2
bill2129 Account Suspended Drives: 2085 Trans AM COBRA Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Chester County PA Posts: 676	Pick up lines suck all together. Any real ladies man knows pick u lines are a no no

07-31-2011, 09:01 AM	#7
metthem Drives: 2011 LS Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 943	excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?? enough to brake the ice.

07-31-2011, 10:03 AM	#8
okyankee Drives: 2010 SILVERADO Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Yukon, OK Posts: 347	are those space pants your wearing? because your ass is out of this world.

07-31-2011, 10:10 AM	#9
Fishdadddy Drives: 2010 2SS/RS ; 1970 Firebird Formula Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: West Palm Beach Posts: 1,252 View My Garage	You Wanna Dance? [No] You must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.

07-31-2011, 10:14 AM	#10
RocketCutlass Property USMC Drives: 95 Caprice 9C1 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Camp Lejeune Posts: 476 View My Garage	Got some new love handles... Wanna try them out? Terrible AND disgusting at the same time.

07-31-2011, 10:53 AM	#12
RocketCutlass Property USMC Drives: 95 Caprice 9C1 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Camp Lejeune Posts: 476 View My Garage	LMAO that last one was bad...

07-31-2011, 12:19 PM	#13
blgens Meat Drives: 2011 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Severn MD Posts: 118	I had a woman walk up to me at the bar I was bouncing at and she looked me dead in the eye...engaged me...leaned in....and said: Hey..Big Fella....Want to go halves on a baby? __________________ *2011 2SS/RS M6 Black on Black - AFE CAI - Flowmaster American Thunder Cat Back - SRP Race Pedals*

07-31-2011, 12:59 PM	#14
Sarah Drives: Camaro LLT ABM Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Cedar Park, Texas Posts: 686	I dont get out enough to have pick up lines thrown at me like that anymore. The last time i was out, i went with my mom. ( I know that sounds funny, but she had me extremely young and she still look like she's in her early 30's enough to look like my sister.) She comes back to me after to talking to this guy excited and tells me that HE IS TRAINING FOR THE UFC. I explain to her how it doesn't work like that (My husband fought professionally until he was 26.) and beg her never to go back over there for the rest of the night. __________________