Drinking and Driving in the SS - Page 2

motorhead · 07-21-2011, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saltyflats

I know most of you will never believe this happened to me. I found a new
way to avoid any .08 alcohol issues while driving:
After golf this week, I had one too many. Knowing that I was wasted, I did
something that I have never done before; I took a bus home. I arrived home
safe and sound, which seemed really surprising since I had never driven a
bus before..

You know, even though you used a bus you were still drinking and driving.

Or, was that the punch line to your joke? If so stick to what ever else you do for a living. Comedy is not one of your strong points.

CamaroKid300 · 07-21-2011, 11:13 AM

uhhhh wut?

ReallywantAcamaro · 07-21-2011, 11:25 AM

whats golf?

HumanWiki · 07-21-2011, 11:26 AM

I drink and drive all the time... It's just non-alcoholic beverages.

dmginc · 07-21-2011, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironheadspearo

the internet isn't something you are good at is it?
lol

Mysteek · 07-21-2011, 11:30 AM

I thought it was a pretty good attempt. I chuckled!!

And NO, I'm not the giggle at everything type, just caught me off guard so I had to

SSFury · 07-21-2011, 11:32 AM

I chuckled a bit, then sat back wondering what that had to do with an SS. Joke quality: A+. Delivery on Camaro 5 Forums: D-

stray bullitt · 07-21-2011, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saltyflats

I know most of you will never believe this happened to me. I found a new
way to avoid any .08 alcohol issues while driving:
After golf this week, I had one too many. Knowing that I was wasted, I did
something that I have never done before; I took a bus home. I arrived home
safe and sound, which seemed really surprising since I had never driven a
bus before..

Ha ha!! Nice to see a bit of humour on here. The joke isn't that bad actually. The detractors are just miseries.

2quick · 07-21-2011, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReallywantAcamaro

whats golf?

golf is for people who cant drive lol. j/k

hrpiii · 07-21-2011, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2quick

golf is for people who cant drive lol. j/k

Great Tiger Joke!

kiteman · 07-21-2011, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by motorhead

You know, even though you used a bus you were still drinking and driving.

Or, was that the punch line to your joke? If so stick to what ever else you do for a living. Comedy is not one of your strong points.

wow, fantastic comment. of course it was the punch line. it wouldn't have been funny otherwise...

Steve Dallas · 07-21-2011, 02:52 PM

Just to be relevent here...

Carzzy · 07-21-2011, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by motorhead

You know, even though you used a bus you were still drinking and driving.

Or, was that the punch line to your joke? If so stick to what ever else you do for a living. Comedy is not one of your strong points.

I thought it was pretty good!

Dosin · 07-21-2011, 02:55 PM

I received a DUI driving a bus once. It so happened I was drunk, going 34 mph over the speed limit, driving in reverse and going the wrong way down the interestate. All passengers were ok though.

07-21-2011, 11:13 AM	#16
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07-21-2011, 11:32 AM	#21
SSFury My Road Rage is Legendary Drives: 2011 IOM 2SS/RS "Fury" Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Sahuarita AZ Posts: 744 View My Garage	I chuckled a bit, then sat back wondering what that had to do with an SS. Joke quality: A+. Delivery on Camaro 5 Forums: D- __________________ Every Time You Buckle Up In That Car, Tonight Might Be The Night That You Die.

07-21-2011, 02:52 PM	#26
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