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Old 06-08-2011, 10:57 AM   #20427
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TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

#8 is SO SKIP!!! OMG. He gets all lovey dovey when I cook for him.

and #6 is HILARIOUS!
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Old 06-08-2011, 10:59 AM   #20428
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:05 AM   #20429
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I thought #6 was funny too!
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:06 AM   #20430
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#6 is my new FB status.
im going to try it out on you and test the physics of it
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:07 AM   #20431
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i think that is the first time you have made me laugh
Lifes goal complete. I can die now. lol.

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im going to try it out on you and test the physics of it

Hahah that one is great. I often dream of that in the stair well. lol.
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:11 AM   #20432
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Bwahaha.

Oh he is always in trouble for something. He is a stinker like you. hahah.
I'm a stinker?


What would that make you?

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Lifes goal complete. I can die now. lol.
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:17 AM   #20433
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:23 AM   #20434
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Yo iBeck, I dare you to ride CLN, CLS, or BV tomorrow from 2:00 - 7:00. I DARE YOU.
dooooooooooooo ittttt!
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:24 AM   #20435
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I'm a stinker?


What would that make you?

Dibs on Daisy!
Si.

And she has already has a spot in my will. I may just get buried in her.
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:24 AM   #20436
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Lifes goal complete. I can die now. lol.








Hahah that one is great. I often dream of that in the stair well. lol.
you dream of pushing ibeck down the stairs? man i thought i was a horrible person
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you dream of pushing ibeck down the stairs? man i thought i was a horrible person
I dream of leaving him at a bus stop.

Unfortunately I actually have to behave tomorrow...still being evaluated.
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:35 AM   #20438
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Unfortunately I actually have to behave tomorrow...still being evaluated.
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:36 AM   #20439
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I got this!!!
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:36 AM   #20440
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I dream of leaving him at a bus stop.

Unfortunately I actually have to behave tomorrow...still being evaluated.
he will have his day from the bus driver from hell
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