Every time I go outside my [black] cars are covered in sperm!!!

[Xmicro_SS]

Originally Posted by 2ndgenz28

You need to have a talk with your parents about the birds and the bees.

Pollen fertilizes the flowers and makes new trees, its tree sperm.

Sap is the blood of the tree and some trees are still in the middle ages and bleed themselves often for health. Some we bleed for profit.

You are getting too scientific. My theory is if you say you have "Jizz" it needs to be a thick liquid that stains, you only have a dusty powder that comes off easy, like dandruff.

Say what you want with the botany lessons, but there is a big difference in dust and liquid stains.............what the hell are we talking about........

[PETRA]

Pollen here in the south doesn't blow off - sure the top coat might, but the yellow sh*t still clings and needs to be washed off.... GAWD and then if the top is down, the car is like a friggin magnet to the crap and I wipe and wipe and the nasty sh*t multiplies on contact!

2 of the many things I hate about the south? Pollen and pine trees....

[Iwantone2]

Originally Posted by Xmicro_SS

Come on man, you got it confused. SAP IS TREE JIZZ. POLLEN IS TREE DANDRUFF!!

The curse of the BLACK CAR!!!! Why I buy only light colors!

Originally Posted by 2ndgenz28

You need to have a talk with your parents about the birds and the bees.

Pollen fertilizes the flowers and makes new trees, its tree sperm.

Sap is the blood of the tree and some trees are still in the middle ages and bleed themselves often for health. Some we bleed for profit.

Originally Posted by motorhead

Sap has nothing to do with reproduction ,but pollen does. I believe you are confused brother.

Originally Posted by Xmicro_SS

You are getting too scientific. My theory is if you say you have "Jizz" it needs to be a thick liquid that stains, you only have a dusty powder that comes off easy, like dandruff.

Say what you want with the botany lessons, but there is a big difference in dust and liquid stains.............what the hell are we talking about........

[Ivas]

Maybe a really, biggg condom could be slid over the tree. The one's I use on my throbbing manhood are the largest ones I've ever seen (double length, triple girth), yet larger ones may be available on line. It would be worth a look.

[CamaroFemme]

Originally Posted by Ivas

The one's I use on my throbbing manhood are the largest ones I've ever seen (double length, triple girth), yet larger ones may be available on line.

I suppose you could use one of those Camaro car covers.

[Ivas]

You know, I think we're looking at this problem the wrong way 'round. How 'bout layin' out a nice big, absorbent beach towel across the hood BEFORE all the fun and games begin? A goodly, thick layer of cloth can soak up drippings from even a multi-hour gang bang. My mother-in-law could attest to that.

[2ndgenz28]

Originally Posted by Ivas

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Dude, I know I push the boundaries at time and go where no one dares but even that’s to far over the line for me…….

[2ndgenz28]

Here is the pollen in question.

Here is a spot up front by my Firebirds nose turn signal that I missed with a hose, it has been through 3 days of rain and is still there.

It comes down green then turn a hardcaked yellow if you not on top of removing it daily.

[Ivas]

Originally Posted by 2ndgenz28

Dude, I know I push the boundaries at time and go where no one dares but even that’s to far over the line for me…….

Alright, my man, as I was composing it, I thought: "Ugh, nobody wants ta' hear 'bout that old chippy any more than I wanna' think 'bout her."

Her foul behavior shall go out with her, never to trouble us again.

[PoorMansCamaro]

Car cover when not moving

[2ndgenz28]

Originally Posted by PoorMansCamaro

Car cover when not moving

no thats a bad idea, like a tarp over a car, just hold moisture and it will get just as dirty when it rains. Had one of those once, now all it does it keep the sun off my spare old tire collection.

[woodstock]

We went throught that two months ago in the deep South.