Let's ALL move to Texas! - Page 2

StreetStrip · 04-25-2011, 02:56 PM

Thank God for Texas! It's the only state in the union that has a cultural identity, the only one that resembles traditional American culture at least.

StreetStrip · 04-25-2011, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JETG

Hey could be worse could come back a Democrat

LOL! That's poison.

BigCarrot · 04-25-2011, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HumanWiki

HA!

I converted by GF from being a Vegetarian.. She's a meat eater now..

well.. she'll eat more meat than she used to... it's a start..

I see what you did there

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Originally Posted by JETG

Hey could be worse could come back a Democrat

SlingShot · 04-25-2011, 02:59 PM

I sure hope they raise the minimum speed to go with it, or I can see all kinds of issues ...

Personally I'd be happy if the old farts around here would go faster than ten under in the left lane during rush hour.

HumanWiki · 04-25-2011, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCarrot

I see what you did there

Taught her how to shoot guns.. Ride 4-wheelers, etc.. Now, she wants to go back down there just to go Muddin' and ride in an Air Boat through the Swamps of Louisiana -- (I'm a half-breed) -- 1/2 Texan, 1/2 Cajun

BigCarrot · 04-25-2011, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SlingShot

I sure hope they raise the minimum speed to go with it, or I can see all kinds of issues ...

Personally I'd be happy if the old farts around here would go faster than ten under in the left lane during rush hour.

Makes me go nuts behind my wheel!

BigCarrot · 04-25-2011, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by HumanWiki

Taught her how to shoot guns.. Ride 4-wheelers, etc.. Now, she wants to go back down there just to go Muddin' and ride in an Air Boat through the Swamps of Louisiana -- (I'm a half-breed) -- 1/2 Texan, 1/2 Cajun

It's amazing what a southern draw can do to a woman

JETG · 04-25-2011, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by HumanWiki

Taught her how to shoot guns.. Ride 4-wheelers, etc.. Now, she wants to go back down there just to go Muddin' and ride in an Air Boat through the Swamps of Louisiana -- (I'm a half-breed) -- 1/2 Texan, 1/2 Cajun

That sucks, well things change. Guess that makes you 1/3 Texan, 1/3 Cajun, 1/3 Yankee

Camaro21 · 04-25-2011, 03:02 PM

Don't move here, Traffic is bad enough as it is !!

hot_rod · 04-25-2011, 03:02 PM

This is from a previous post on this same subject:
http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=139663

And in closing!!!

Texas is full, there are no vacancies.
Do not come to Texas.!

If you do come you better give some thought to such things as:scorpions, rattlesnakes, fire ants, cockroaches on steroids, killer bees, mosquitoes, ticks, chiggers, tarantulas, brown recluse spiders, love bugs, swarming crickets, copperheads, cottonmouths, rabid skunks, wild hogs, alligators, oppressive heat & humidity, bleak desolate scenery, dirty beaches, polluted air, dust storms, drought, wildfires, water shortages, recurring floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, rednecks, huge piles of flaming mulch, spontaneously combusting playgrounds, roads hot as flowing lava, the stench of natural and unnatural gasses, amoebic meningitis lurking in area lakes, recurring ebola virus outbreaks, flesh eating bacteria, staggering homeowner insurance rates, unbelievably high property taxes, mandatory death sentences for DUI convictions.

In addition to the above did ya know:
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before.

If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

Some folks say Texan's have an attitude towards "northerns", aka Yankees , might be true and it probably goes back to the "Carpet Baggers". A while back the Austin newspaper conducted a survey to determine what the most popular bumper sticker was,
Results:
#1"Welcome to Austin now go home"
#2 "If you love New York then get your ass out of Texas".

We also have our own language here but that's whole n'other post.

So I'll close and leave ya with our state motto:

"Don't Mess with Texas."

BigCarrot · 04-25-2011, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by hot_rod

This is from a previous post on this same subject:
http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=139663

And in closing!!!

Texas is full, there are no vacancies.
Do not come to Texas.!

If you do come you better give some thought to such things as:scorpions, rattlesnakes, fire ants, cockroaches on steroids, killer bees, mosquitoes, ticks, chiggers, tarantulas, brown recluse spiders, love bugs, swarming crickets, copperheads, cottonmouths, rabid skunks, wild hogs, alligators, oppressive heat & humidity, bleak desolate scenery, dirty beaches, polluted air, dust storms, drought, wildfires, water shortages, recurring floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, rednecks, huge piles of flaming mulch, spontaneously combusting playgrounds, roads hot as flowing lava, the stench of natural and unnatural gasses, amoebic meningitis lurking in area lakes, recurring ebola virus outbreaks, flesh eating bacteria, staggering homeowner insurance rates, unbelievably high property taxes, mandatory death sentences for DUI convictions.

In addition to the above did ya know:
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before.

If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

Some folks say Texan's have an attitude towards "northerns", aka Yankees , might be true and it probably goes back to the "Carpet Baggers". A while back the Austin newspaper conducted a survey to determine what the most popular bumper sticker was,
Results:
#1"Welcome to Austin now go home"
#2 "If you love New York then get your ass out of Texas".

We also have our own language here but that's whole n'other post.

So I'll close and leave ya with our state motto:

"Don't Mess with Texas."

I think the funniest part of all is that most people outside of Texas have no idea the "Don't Mess with Texas" is about littering...

RSokie · 04-25-2011, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JETG

Hey could be worse could come back a Democrat

HAHAHA......TRUE...TRUE!

liquidsmoke · 04-25-2011, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCarrot

I think the funniest part of all is that most people outside of Texas have no idea the "Don't Mess with Texas" is about littering...

count me as one, i thought it was cuz you guys were all bad asses or something. So does this mean you guys arent all badasses now?

Im still moving to texas, and ill bring some bad ass with me.

BigCarrot · 04-25-2011, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by liquidsmoke

count me as one, i thought it was cuz you guys were all bad asses or something. So does this mean you guys arent all badasses now?

Im still moving to texas, and ill bring some bad ass with me.

We're bad asss, but we like our roads clean

. Don't want no crying indians or anything (For those old enough to remember the commercials)

04-25-2011, 02:59 PM	#18
SlingShot Drives: 2012 ZL1 - #670 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Seminole, Fl. Posts: 8,009	I sure hope they raise the minimum speed to go with it, or I can see all kinds of issues ... Personally I'd be happy if the old farts around here would go faster than ten under in the left lane during rush hour. __________________

04-25-2011, 03:02 PM	#24
hot_rod Drives: 2010 2SS RS Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 1,222 View My Garage	STOP! Do not come to Texas.! This is from a previous post on this same subject: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=139663 And in closing!!! Texas is full, there are no vacancies. Do not come to Texas.! If you do come you better give some thought to such things as:scorpions, rattlesnakes, fire ants, cockroaches on steroids, killer bees, mosquitoes, ticks, chiggers, tarantulas, brown recluse spiders, love bugs, swarming crickets, copperheads, cottonmouths, rabid skunks, wild hogs, alligators, oppressive heat & humidity, bleak desolate scenery, dirty beaches, polluted air, dust storms, drought, wildfires, water shortages, recurring floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, rednecks, huge piles of flaming mulch, spontaneously combusting playgrounds, roads hot as flowing lava, the stench of natural and unnatural gasses, amoebic meningitis lurking in area lakes, recurring ebola virus outbreaks, flesh eating bacteria, staggering homeowner insurance rates, unbelievably high property taxes, mandatory death sentences for DUI convictions. In addition to the above did ya know: There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. Some folks say Texan's have an attitude towards "northerns", aka Yankees , might be true and it probably goes back to the "Carpet Baggers". A while back the Austin newspaper conducted a survey to determine what the most popular bumper sticker was, Results: #1"Welcome to Austin now go home" #2 "If you love New York then get your ass out of Texas". We also have our own language here but that's whole n'other post. So I'll close and leave ya with our state motto: "Don't Mess with Texas." __________________ "Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain "Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" - Unknown

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04-25-2011, 02:56 PM	#15
StreetStrip Tyranny is Closing In Drives: 2010 Camaro SS Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: N.E. Florida Posts: 189	Thank God for Texas! It's the only state in the union that has a cultural identity, the only one that resembles traditional American culture at least.

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