PWA "The Lounge" PART 2

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by 66olds442

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...ing_that_ever/

Don't read if you are eating or just ate.

Dude WTF!?!?!

[anthonyj9h]

thats better

[66olds442]

Originally Posted by anthonyj9h

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

Dude WTF!?!?!

I warned you. "Scary thing is, I didn't see a single cat the whole time I was there..."

[anthonyj9h]

Originally Posted by 66olds442

I warned you. "Scary thing is, I didn't see a single cat the whole time I was there..."

lol here ***** ***** *****

[PB3]

Originally Posted by 66olds442

I warned you. "Scary thing is, I didn't see a single cat the whole time I was there..."

Back in my college years my bro and I rented a house near campus. The house directly across from us was never maintained. Grass was always knee high, shingles were falling off the roof, windows busted out and boarded up, yada yada yada. A man that was always drunk lived there and would jam out in his car every Thursday around 4 in the morning after his weekly pool nights. I hated Thursdays there.

One day I get home from school and see all kinds of emergency personnel around the house. I asked one of the neighbors what happen. She said the old guy took his own life with a shot gun blast to the chest.

The house was quarantined off and a few weeks later a hand full of dudes with Haz-Mat suits showed up and started cleaning the house out. They had three, yes three, industrial dumpsters outside that they were loading all his crap in. When we peaked from across the street, there were mountains of trash and food everywhere.

I will never forget that sight!

[66olds442]

"
I remember on a Boy Scout camping trip, one of the troop members got a deer tick on his scrotum. Deer ticks are tiny, and you don't really notice them for a while, but they're the most dangerous species of tick in the area since they carry Lyme disease.
The Scoutmaster called me in to assist him in removing the tick. He needed a witness, you see. You can't take off a Scout's pants and start messing with his junk without an impartial witness who can say, "It wasn't sexual."
So we're there, with tweezers and gauze and such other implements as might be useful, and the scout drops his pants. I doubt I can properly set the scene: the flickering light of a Coleman lantern in a cabin, the Scoutmaster and I sitting at a picnic bench with medical supplies arrayed in front of us, and a weeping, panicked thirteen-year old with a scarlet scrotum the size of a pomegranate.
It had, in fact, swelled over the tick, and we had to poke around the poor guy's nuts for twenty minutes or so just to find the thing, let alone remove it without leaving the head buried—yanking the body will leave the head and jaws still attached, albeit dead.
We eventually did get it, and then rushed him off to a hospital. As far as I know, he didn't contract Lyme, he just had an allergic reaction. But I tucked my pants into my socks from then on when in the field, and to Hell with how stupid it looked. Not as stupid as a nutsack the size of a grapefruit."

I'm wearing a condom everytime I go outside now.

[66olds442]

Originally Posted by PB3

I will never forget that sight!

I can only imagine how more discusting it would be in real life than seeing it on TV.

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by PB3

Back in my college years my bro and I rented a house near campus. The house directly across from us was never maintained. Grass was always knee high, shingles were falling off the roof, windows busted out and boarded up, yada yada yada. A man that was always drunk lived there and would jam out in his car every Thursday around 4 in the morning after his weekly pool nights. I hated Thursdays there.

One day I get home from school and see all kinds of emergency personnel around the house. I asked one of the neighbors what happen. She said the old guy took his own life with a shot gun blast to the chest.

The house was quarantined off and a few weeks later a hand full of dudes with Haz-Mat suits showed up and started cleaning the house out. They had three, yes three, industrial dumpsters outside that they were loading all his crap in. When we peaked from across the street, there were mountains of trash and food everywhere.

I will never forget that sight!

WOW!! I couldn't imagine living like that.

Originally Posted by 66olds442

I can only imagine how more disgusting it would be in real life than seeing it on TV.

It amazes me the filth some people live in and see no problem with it whatsoever.

[anthonyj9h]

well im off to a sex breifing later all

[Zabo]

Originally Posted by Zabo

Alright, I'm gonna head out and take my final written. Dicked around and still got an 82 so yeah, get back.. I got this. See ya in a few hours kids.

Aaaaand.. Make that 3/3 writtens passed kids. 82/100 on the actual test.

Now for my O&P in Kalamazoo, then I'll be licensed to put the Bird away instead of wrecking her, and hopefully GTFO of Ohio.

[FenwickHockey65]

Backstory:
I used to date a cowgirl. Im a city boy, but her cowboy family insisted I come up for a big family weekend they had planned. I went up and quickly found I was pretty out of my element. These guys and girls were galloping around lassoing each other and all sorts of cliche yeehaw cowboy stuff. I still wanted to be part of the action and offered to help around the ranch. Well as it turned out, one of the calves had died a week prior, and we were asked to move the body from one part of the ranch to another. My then GF and I went over to it on an ATV and got ready to move it.


What happened:
I saw it, slumped there... About 120 pounds of hairy, dead baby cow. I could hear the flies buzzing from 10 feet away. At a glance I knew it would be a heafty 2 person job to lift it onto the back of the ATV. My then-gf hopped off the ATV and grabbed the front legs, indicating I should grab the back. Would I pass this city boy test? Would I man the **** up and get a little dirt on me? Damn straight. I got this.
Bad move.


She grabbed the front legs and I had the back. We lifted. Halfway through the manouver I came to realize the life-altering mistake I had made. I half heard/half felt a deep gurgling sound from within the animal. The guts were shifting. Time slowed down. My face was at most 6 inches directly away from it's dark, evil anus. It looked like a deep brown apple swimming underneath the knot of an old helium balloon; an apple that was trying to escape with only my face blocking its release. Before I had a chance to drop it onto the ATV, it delivered. That dead bumhole unleashed the heaviest, moistest, hottest blast of decomposing anus air that you could ever imagine. Right into my stunned and now moistened face.


The smell is beyond description, but I can assure you this was no fart. It is off the scale of simply passing gas into a realm theorized only by science. What may have been a simple fart a week ago had festered, boiled, rotted and perfected itself into the most concentrated form of airborn evil yet witnessed by man. I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for a week. It's only been recently I have been able to come to terms with it mentally.

Pfft.

City folk.

[WadeWilson]

Originally Posted by FenwickHockey65

Pfft.

City folk.

Better him than me. I wouldn't have been playing pretend cowboy in the first place.

[brandotron]

Originally Posted by 66olds442

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...ing_that_ever/

Don't read if you are eating or just ate.

Gross!

Morning hoes.

[PB3]

Originally Posted by Shardik2SS

Better him than me. I wouldn't have been playing pretend cowboy in the first place.