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Old 02-24-2009, 06:37 PM   #1
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Porn is Unhealthy

Just wanted to let you guys know that porn is unhealthy.

My girlfriend caught me looking at Maxum. Told her I was only looking at the articles.

This was the result..

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Old 02-24-2009, 06:39 PM   #2
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Just wanted to let you guys know that porn is unhealthy.

My girlfriend caught me looking at Maxum. Told her I was only looking at the articles.

This was the result..

umm, ... is that you

Are you serious, over some F-ing porn

.... LOL she has issues
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That sucks dude, sucks you can't hit back because she's female and all
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She dumped all my beer out too..
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Old 02-24-2009, 06:45 PM   #5
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That sucks dude, sucks you can't hit back because she's female and all
That's a no ...no

over some freaking porn, you just made me think twice about marriage, cause I got a couple sites bookmarked on firefox

one good think about my Dell XPS is that you can't log on to firefox without my fingerprint

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Just wanted to let you guys know that porn is unhealthy.

My girlfriend caught me looking at Maxum. Told her I was only looking at the articles.

This was the result..

lol dude she owned your face hardcore.. haha





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Actually the good thing about it... is that its easy to get around.
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Old 02-24-2009, 06:47 PM   #8
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umm, ... is that you

Are you serious, over some F-ing porn

.... LOL she has issues
i respect her for it... what would you say if you seen her checking out a bunch of naked guys?
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Woah what are you gonna tell your friends... you fell down the stairs


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i respect her for it... what would you say if you seen her checking out a bunch of naked guys?
I don't know, let me tell yall a secret

my 46 year mom watches porn... so does my dad

hey what ever keeps it going I suppose
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Old 02-24-2009, 06:51 PM   #11
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i respect her for it... what would you say if you seen her checking out a bunch of naked guys?
Take advantage of her being "in the mood" from looking at them ???
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Old 02-24-2009, 06:52 PM   #12
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Take advantage of her being "in the mood" from looking at them ???
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I wouldn't have a problem with my wife looking at porn, to an extent

remember Kirk Franklin ... How the hell can you get addicted to porn, when you have a badass wife, with a badass body I don't understand
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Old 02-24-2009, 06:55 PM   #13
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Take advantage of her being "in the mood" from looking at them ???
I was hoping she would join in, you know....Boy was I wrong, in the wrong direction.
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Old 02-24-2009, 07:01 PM   #14
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I wouldn't have a problem with my wife looking at porn, to an extent
Aren't you like... 16? I feel sad for you if you're already married...
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