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*KILLER74Z28* · 02-23-2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumina SS

there is one stupid girl that had heard a wife saying to her husband on the street i'm pregnant so he became very happey so when she get marrid that stupid girl when she just enter the room with her husband and it was the first time to them so she sad to him i'm pregnant so she think that well make him happey.

I got it...

*CamaroSpike23* · 02-23-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by KILLER74Z28

I got it...

ditto... still didnt think it was funny tho...lol

theholycow · 02-23-2009, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CamaroSpike23

ditto... still didnt think it was funny tho...lol

It could be funny if it was re-written to be more surprising, maybe with some more detail added and whimsical language...

Chevyrocker · 02-23-2009, 01:43 PM

A young jewish girl asks her father for $100

To that he replies " $75?!? What the hell do you need $50 for?"

*CamaroSpike23* · 02-23-2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by theholycow

It could be funny if it was re-written to be more surprising, maybe with some more detail added and whimsical language...

i guess...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chevyrocker

A young jewish girl asks her father for $100

To that he replies " $75?!? What the hell do you need $50 for?"

thats awesome....

why is the window over the sink in the kitchen?

so the woman can see the lawn she's going to mow when she gets done with the dishes.

djinva · 02-23-2009, 03:21 PM

Never Argue with a WomanOne morning the husband returns after several
hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his
boat.. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.
What are you doing?''Reading a book,' she replies,(thinking, 'Isn't that
obvious?')'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,'he informs her'I'm sorry,
officer, but I'm not fishing.I'm reading''Yes, but you have all the
equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take
you in and write you up.''For reading a book,' she replies,'You're in a
Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,'I'm sorry, officer, but
I'm not fishing. I'm reading''Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write
you up.''If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,'
says the woman.'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden
.'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment.''Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

Camaro68 · 02-23-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by zebra

^^ wow!... that is wrong!

*CamaroSpike23* · 02-23-2009, 04:10 PM

'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD?

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

'Thank you very much f or the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to get'r done).

*CamaroSpike23* · 02-23-2009, 04:17 PM

http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11004

theholycow · 02-23-2009, 04:42 PM

BlackXIV · 02-23-2009, 05:42 PM

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house.. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there

*CamaroSpike23* · 02-23-2009, 05:50 PM

^^^^^^^^^^
that looks familiar...

BlackXIV · 02-23-2009, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CamaroSpike23

^^^^^^^^^^
that looks familiar...

i have recieved it more than once in my email......i'm sure you have too.

true though!

*CamaroSpike23* · 02-23-2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackXIV

i have recieved it more than once in my email......i'm sure you have too.

true though!

http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showpo...2&postcount=19

full thread here: http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11004

02-23-2009, 03:21 PM	#34
djinva Bow Tie Fan Drives: 16 Camaro 2SS Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Dublin VA Posts: 318	Never Argue with a WomanOne morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?''Reading a book,' she replies,(thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,'he informs her'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.I'm reading''Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.''For reading a book,' she replies,'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading''Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.''If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden .'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.''Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. __________________ 16 Camaro 2SS 6M 60 Impala LS power 22 2500 HD Duramax 14 Caprice PPV 6.0 Instagram: dj_sarv

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02-23-2009, 01:43 PM	#32
Chevyrocker Weekend Rockstar Drives: Depends on the day... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Palm Beach Posts: 1,442	A young jewish girl asks her father for $100 To that he replies " $75?!? What the hell do you need $50 for?"

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