When was the last time

[2ndgenz28]

When was the last time IIII

you had to crap, but didn’t and then the “feeling” didn’t come back till 3 days later. And as you almost tear the towel rack off the wall hanging on as you give birth to something you swear should be documented for science. But the guinness book of records people won’t even take your call and the local Zoo isn’t interested. [The wife or GF won't even come take a look.] So you hope and pray the toilet doesn’t back up as you send it to its grave?

[LoneStar]

Originally Posted by 2ndgenz28

When was the last time you put some icecream in a bowl and then poured A&W rootbeer on it???

I can't even member why I stopped.

Well I kinda do, I think some cheap azz tried to pour Pepsi on it and say its the same. Its not!!!

flat rootbeer don't taste like an empty ashtray.

I don't like floats, but do like pouring orange juice into a glass of ice cream. Mmmmm..

Originally Posted by 2ndgenz28

When was the last time II

You got freaked out by a change in the Matrix AKA a deja vu moment?

Where you kinda see over the next hill before you get there?

20mins ago........
Suddenly my small ceramic heater won't turn off, temp knob is all the way down and still going. And I nearly freeze up as my mind members the dream from a day or two ago in a flashback where I had the same problem.

Though I don't member more then that as it was that kind of dream. Its hot and I want it down and it won't shut off. Who knows maybe it did happen and I don't member. Like letting the dog out, taking a pee or putting on clothes cause you were cold but you don't member doing it when you wake up.


[and don't bother to check the date, its not April 1st yet, it happened]

I have deja vu moments often, although they don't occur quite as often as they used to. They came in pretty handy during exams...

Originally Posted by 2ndgenz28

When was the last time III

you walked from one room to another and then forgot what channel you were watching. So you mute the TV and try and match what you see on the muted TV with the sounds from the other room?

Hasn't happened yet. It's a pet peeve to have multiple TV's on the same channel.

Originally Posted by 2ndgenz28

When was the last time IIII

you had to crap, but didn’t and then the “feeling” didn’t come back till 3 days later. And as you almost tear the towel rack off the wall hanging on as you give birth to something you swear should be documented for science. But the guinness book of records people won’t even take your call and the local Zoo isn’t interested. [The wife or GF won't even come take a look.] So you hope and pray the toilet doesn’t back up as you send it to its grave?

Again, hasn't happened yet. Maybe it'll come with age? I'd suggest adding fiber to your diet, gramps...

[2ndgenz28]

Seinfeld was the "did ya ever notice" guy.

Im working on the "when was the last time" bit.

So the least you could do is laugh