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03-25-2011, 04:15 PM
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ADULT TRUTHS (not naughty)
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. 17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
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03-25-2011, 04:21 PM
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Drives: SS,PaceCar,ZL1,1LE,C7Z51,Z06,17-ZL1 Join Date: Jun 2009
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 Now that's Funny!!!... 
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03-25-2011, 04:22 PM
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I race in heels
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LOVE it!
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03-25-2011, 04:28 PM
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Drives: All Black Join Date: Aug 2009
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03-25-2011, 06:36 PM
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Drives: 2010 Camaro 1LT Red Jewel tintcoat Join Date: May 2010
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literally LOL
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03-25-2011, 06:44 PM
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Drives: 2016 Mazda6, 2011 Mustang 5.0 Join Date: Mar 2010
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That was great. I'm printing that and putting it in may things to keep pile.
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03-25-2011, 07:55 PM
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Drives: '26 Corvette Stingray Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Southeast of Houston, Texas
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now that there is funny.....I don't care who ya are!
but I gotta tell ya....#17 outta be a LAW! and it should apply to ANY AND ALL GPS's as well!!
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03-25-2011, 08:17 PM
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Drives: 2013 Chevy Truck Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Copperas Cove, Texas
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That's awesome
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03-25-2011, 09:55 PM
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Drives: 2011 2LT RJT Join Date: Aug 2010
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That was grerat
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03-26-2011, 07:30 AM
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Good stuff
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03-26-2011, 07:46 AM
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LOVE #20! On the way home from Rod Run in TN last year, we ran into some roadwork. Some jerks in a minivan were trying to run in the emergency lane on I-40 to pass all of us who were having to wait. It was so AWESOME to see drivers of 18 wheelers blocking them and other drivers edging over to do the same.
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03-26-2011, 10:47 AM
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Drives: 1SS Black w/ White Strips M6 Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: El Paso, Texas
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#7 so true.
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03-26-2011, 11:32 AM
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Voice Of The Voiceless
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Yoshi approves of this thread...
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