Over The Hill Gang , Old Farts with Young Cars

[sugar'n'spice]

Originally Posted by D Day Dog

This old farts in Alaska and it's only 7:44 pm

It's now 11:50 pm in Montreal!!!

[D Day Dog]

Up late playin' on the computer... ? Go to bed or ur gonna get a

[sugar'n'spice]

Originally Posted by D Day Dog

Up late playin' on the computer... ? Go to bed or ur gonna get a

I'm on fb...Haha!!!

[Pro Street]

Originally Posted by RubyCamaro

Good night old farts. This old fart has to work tomorrow.

This old fart is up and ready to go to work!

[D Day Dog]

This old fart is gonna go home after work and hand buff the scratches left by the dealers buffer on my pasenger door...

I want them to do this right, but now I'm wondering if I should even bother to bring it back - again.

[CC Performance]

Wow, am I getting old.. my eyes are horrible now.. I thought that said you were going home to rub somne scratch-it tickets....

sucks though.. did you complain to them?

[dianeokie]

Originally Posted by D Day Dog

This old fart is gonna go home after work and hand buff the scratches left by the dealers buffer on my pasenger door...

I want them to do this right, but now I'm wondering if I should even bother to bring it back - again.

Son was stationed at Fort Rich in Anchorage and Fort Wainwright in Fairbanks for 7 years. Took several trips there, and hit pretty much every fishing hole from Seldovia north to Talkeetna! Where are you in Alaska?

[68 Z/28]

[lightning]

When I bought my Blackberry I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, 13 grandkids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with me in the modern way. I figured I could handle something as simple as Twitter with only 140 characters of space.

That was before one of my grandkids hooked me up for Tweeter, Tweetree, Twhirl, Twitterfon, Tweetie and Twittererific Tweetdeck, Twitpix and something that sends every message to my cell phone and every other program within the texting world.

My phone was beeping every three minutes with the details of everything except the bowel movements of the entire next generation. I am not ready to live like this. I keep my cell phone in the garage in my golf bag.

The kids bought me a GPS for my last birthday because they say I get lost every now and then going over to the grocery store or library. I keep that in a box under my tool bench with the Blue tooth [it's red] phone I am supposed to use when I drive. I wore it once and was standing in line at Barnes and Noble talking to my wife and everyone in the nearest 50 yards was glaring at me. I had to take my hearing aid out to use it, and I got a little loud.

I mean the GPS looked pretty smart on my dash board, but the lady inside that gadget was the most annoying, rudest person I had run into in a long time. Every 10 minutes, she would sarcastically say, "Re-calc-ul-ating." You would think that she could be nicer. It was like she could barely tolerate me. She would let go with a deep sigh and then tell me to make a U-turn at the next light. Then if I made a right turn instead, well, it was not a good relationship.

When I get really lost now, I call my wife and tell her the name of the cross streets and while she is starting to develop the same tone as Gypsy, the GPS lady, at least she loves me.

To be perfectly frank, I am still trying to learn how to use the cordless phones in our house. We have had them for 4 years, but I still haven't figured out how I can lose three phones all at once and have run around digging under chair cushions and checking bathrooms and the dirty laundry baskets when the phone rings.

The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves but this sudden "Paper or Plastic?" every time I check out just knocks me for a loop. I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking confused, but I never remember to take them in with me.

Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or Plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look.
I was recently asked if I tweet. I answered, No, but I do toot a lot."

[D Day Dog]

Originally Posted by dianeokie

Son was stationed at Fort Rich in Anchorage and Fort Wainwright in Fairbanks for 7 years. Took several trips there, and hit pretty much every fishing hole from Seldovia north to Talkeetna! Where are you in Alaska?

Anchorage. If you hit every fishing hole in that range, than likely you were near some of my favorite holes south of Talkeetna while I was playing in one of my other toys:

[WOLFINN_2SS]

Yep, just sittin' here sippin' a beer. Never have I ever sipped a beer... lol.
Interesting.. Savor the taste.. mmm....

[sugar'n'spice]

Originally Posted by WOLFINN_2SS

Yep, just sittin' here sippin' a beer. Never have I ever sipped a beer... lol.
Interesting.. Savor the taste.. mmm....

Heyyyy, you look like someone I used to know!!!

[WOLFINN_2SS]

You bet lady! Raises his beer, .. and howdy from the lone star state.

11k posts.. damn!

btw.. you need tint on that sand car! Nice!

[sugar'n'spice]

Originally Posted by WOLFINN_2SS

You bet lady! Raises his beer, .. and howdy from the lone star state.

11k posts.. damn!

btw.. you need tint on that sand car! Nice!

Haha! You like? The guys did that on our vacation to Punta Cana. We got back last Wednesday.