Your Mom... - Page 5

*The_Blur* · 01-13-2009, 07:56 PM

Your mom is so big that she carried your dad through the threshold.

Inspector 17 · 01-13-2009, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Blur

Your mom is so big that she carried your dad through the threshold.

Your momma is so big she IS the threshold.

*The_Blur* · 01-13-2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by camaropete

Your momma is so big she IS the threshold.

That's what I call a burn.

TFord · 01-13-2009, 09:45 PM

yo momma so dumb, she went to the movie's and saw under 18 not admitted, so she went home and got 17 of her friends.

*The_Blur* · 01-13-2009, 10:15 PM

Your mom is so fat that people think she is backing up when her beeper goes off.

CynAgain · 02-10-2009, 03:56 PM

yo momma is like a race car - she burns thru four rubbers a night

Tactical Z · 02-10-2009, 04:02 PM

Yo' mama is soo big she looks like this

*Mindz* · 02-10-2009, 04:38 PM

Just because your mom lives in a phone booth, doesn't make her a call girl

diddiyo · 02-10-2009, 04:52 PM

your mom is so fat, when she passes the TV you miss the whole lord of the rings trilogy!

*Milk 1027* · 02-10-2009, 04:54 PM

tactical Z is a thread killer.

Tactical Z · 02-12-2009, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindz

Just because your mom lives in a phone booth, doesn't make her a call girl

Lmao

manimsoblack · 02-13-2009, 08:04 AM

Your momma's so fat she fell in love once and broke it.

Tactical Z · 02-13-2009, 08:17 AM

Thats funneh.

zebra · 02-20-2009, 12:22 AM

yo mama's so scary-lookin, the boogey man checks under the bed for her!

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01-13-2009, 10:15 PM	#61
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02-10-2009, 04:38 PM	#64
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02-10-2009, 04:54 PM	#66
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02-20-2009, 12:22 AM	#70
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01-13-2009, 09:45 PM	#60
TFord Camaro Fanatic Drives: 2000 Z28 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Auburn, WA Posts: 1,808 View My Garage	yo momma so dumb, she went to the movie's and saw under 18 not admitted, so she went home and got 17 of her friends.

02-10-2009, 03:56 PM	#62
CynAgain Drives: Chevy Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: USA Posts: 6,534	yo momma is like a race car - she burns thru four rubbers a night

02-10-2009, 04:02 PM	#63
Tactical Z Banned Drives: Nissan Titan Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Antonio, Texas Posts: 8,490	Yo' mama is soo big she looks like this

02-10-2009, 04:52 PM	#65
diddiyo Drives: . Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: . Posts: 3,048	your mom is so fat, when she passes the TV you miss the whole lord of the rings trilogy!

02-13-2009, 08:17 AM	#69
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