A little Christmas joke... - Page 2

PAUL SS · 12-20-2009, 12:11 PM

Excellent story, going to share it with friends and family. And yes, it needs to be posted again. at Christmas.

Bonnie · 12-20-2009, 12:15 PM

hahahahaha lol

Iwantone2 · 12-20-2009, 01:41 PM

Number 3 · 12-20-2009, 01:53 PM

PQ · 12-20-2009, 03:24 PM

Mr_Draco · 12-20-2009, 05:52 PM

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIX THE SPACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I read two lines and my head started to hurt because of it.

Mr_Draco · 12-20-2009, 05:54 PM

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

. . . . . .And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree ...

Much better.

zebra · 12-20-2009, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CynAgain

bumped for zebra

thanks, hon

Mr_Draco · 12-21-2009, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CynAgain

Mr_Draco's pet peeve

Yes very much. One of the reason I hate poems.

*mlee* · 12-22-2010, 02:10 PM

OMG this is funny...

WadeWilson · 12-22-2010, 02:15 PM

PQ · 12-22-2010, 02:17 PM

You guys laugh, but my head STILL hurts.

Da Hose · 12-22-2010, 02:19 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*mlee* · 12-22-2010, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PQ

You guys laugh, but my head STILL hurts.

LMAO... still..... That dude will be hurting in the morning...

12-20-2009, 12:11 PM	#15
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12-20-2009, 05:52 PM	#20
Mr_Draco Drives: 2SS/RS Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Western North Carolina Posts: 7,346	OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIX THE SPACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I read two lines and my head started to hurt because of it.

12-20-2009, 05:54 PM	#21
Mr_Draco Drives: 2SS/RS Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Western North Carolina Posts: 7,346	When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" . . . . . .And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree ... Much better.

12-22-2010, 02:10 PM	#24
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PQ Booooosted. Drives: 2010 Supercharged SS Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 36,717 View My Garage	You guys laugh, but my head STILL hurts. __________________

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