Stellar Movie Quotes Thread

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~ Prince Of Darkness ~

~ This is not a dream... not a dream. We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one, nine, nine, nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation. ~

[Switchin2Chevy]

"Where we're going we don't need...roads"
Back to the Fure

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Kill Bill: Vol 1

The Bride: [in Japanese]
"Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now."

[coolman]

Hey baby, I got beer.

[SScattergunSS]

Kill Bill: Vol 2

Bill:
"I suppose the traditional way to conclude this is, we cross Hanzo swords. Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very own private beach. And this private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight. And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. So, swordfighter, if you want to sword fight, that's where I suggest. But if you wanna be old school about it - and you know I'm all about old school - then we can wait till dawn, and slice each other up at sunrise, like a couple real-life, honest-to-goodness samurais."

[SScattergunSS]

Kill Bill: Vol 2

Budd:
"That woman deserves her revenge... and we deserve to die."

[SDCamaro10]

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Vanessa: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.

Ron: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off. Don't act like you're not impressed!

[mastertypodemon]

National Lampoon's Vacation :

Vicky: I go steady and I french kiss!
Audrey: So, everyone does that.
Vicky: Yeah, but daddy says im the best at it.

[camarossrs2150]

hell you can come home and f#ck my sister.

[Seeya]

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges"

Blazing Saddles

[Lawdog1911]

"One shall stand... One shall fall"

Optimus Prime
Transformers, The Movie

[robsls3]

Escape from new york

Girl in "Chock Full O'Nuts": You're a cop!
Snake Plissken: I'm an a$$hole...

[Oddball]

"The first rule in Italian driving. What is behind us is not important."

Raul Julia as Franco
The Gumball Rally

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~ Snatch ~

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh*t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the f*ck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?