Kids have quick minds.....

Sir Nuke · 11-09-2010, 07:33 AM

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Ant32894 · 11-09-2010, 08:06 AM

Haha these are some good ones. The kids these days...

Xploite · 11-09-2010, 09:49 AM

Funny

wylde1 · 11-09-2010, 09:51 AM

haha the last one is my favorite

its a syn · 11-09-2010, 10:08 AM

could subsitute boss for the last one and would be correct also

Iwantone2 · 11-09-2010, 10:14 AM

Thanks for sharing!!

SSRSLY · 11-09-2010, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wylde1

haha the last one is my favorite

+1, but to be honest, I'm not sure what the actual answer should be?

Sir Nuke · 11-09-2010, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SSRSLY

+1, but to be honest, I'm not sure what the actual answer should be?

I think there isn't ONE anwser to the question....its somewhat circumstantial...... teacher could apply, or boss, or spouse.....the list goes on.

*The_Blur* · 11-09-2010, 12:18 PM

Archias · 11-09-2010, 12:34 PM

Quote:

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....

:slice:

IROCanSS · 11-09-2010, 12:38 PM

Good stuff!

Bonnie · 11-09-2010, 12:43 PM

I love it! Now having teenagers, that totally brings back memories!

CamaroFemme · 11-09-2010, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SSRSLY

+1, but to be honest, I'm not sure what the actual answer should be?

I'll go with pedagogue. A foofy enough word to satisfy any teacher.

She talk real good too,
CF

11-09-2010, 07:33 AM	#1
Sir Nuke Master of All Things Drives: '26 Corvette Stingray Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Southeast of Houston, Texas Posts: 22,739 View My Garage	Kids have quick minds..... TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.... ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher __________________

11-09-2010, 08:06 AM	#2
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